Corrupt-A-Wish

[WockoLad]

Granted, but you may never slow back down.

I wish I was rich on Habbo.

Granted, but you get hacked.

I wish I could have sex everyday.

 

[JynX]

Granted, but you get hacked.

I wish I could have sex everyday.

Granted, but it's with a goat.

I wish I was a famous movie actor like Will Smith.

 

[LeChris]

Granted, but it's with a goat.

I wish I was a famous movie actor like Will Smith.

Granted, but rape allegations has halted your entire career and you will never act again.

I wish I had my own country

 

[lepos]

I wish I had my own country

Granted but it's completely bare land and you live alone.

I wish I was God

 

[WockoLad]

Granted but it's completely bare land and you live alone.

I wish I was God

Granted but no one worships you.

I wish I had a better vape

 

[LeChris]

Granted but no one worships you.

I wish I had a better vape

Granted, but its so good you get popcorn lung and die in a year.

I wish my own country had girls in it that looked like Selena Gomez

 

[MayoMayn]

Granted, but its so good you get popcorn lung and die in a year.

I wish my own country had girls in it that looked like Selena Gomez

Granted, but they'd all be transsexual.

I wish I could bother to finish one of my projects.

 

[lepos]

Granted, but they'd all be transsexual.

I wish I could bother to finish one of my projects.

Granted but nobody ever uses them, ever.

I wish I could fall asleep on command

 

[LeChris]

Granted but nobody ever uses them, ever.

I wish I could fall asleep on command

Granted, but you shit yourself every time you sleep.

I wish I could get my iPhone back on iOS 11.3.1 to jailbreak

 

[JynX]

Granted, but you shit yourself every time you sleep.

I wish I could get my iPhone back on iOS 11.3.1 to jailbreak

Granted, but your iPhone updates automatically after 15 minutes.

I wish I had coffee and donuts.

 

[WockoLad]

Granted, but your iPhone updates automatically after 15 minutes.

I wish I had coffee and donuts.

Granted, but you puke them back up straight after eating.

I wish I could find a girlfriend thats loyal.

 

[MayoMayn]

Granted, but you puke them back up straight after eating.

I wish I could find a girlfriend thats loyal.

Granted, but your girlfriend would be your mum.

I wish I could find a proper apartment to move into.

 

[LeChris]

Granted, but your girlfriend would be your mum.

I wish I could find a proper apartment to move into.

Granted, but it comes with a room mate who confuses your room with the bathroom.

I wish that I had a Chinese buffet in my house

 

[Clink]

Wish I could get anything I want from a chinese shop forever for free. Love a chinese

 

[lepos]

Granted, but it comes with a room mate who confuses your room with the bathroom.

I wish that I had a Chinese buffet in my house

Granted but you still have to pay for entry and a buffet session is only an hour

I wish I couldn't feel physical pain

 

[Owen]

Granted, but you get emotional pain

I wish i could fly

 

[WockoLad]

Granted, but you get emotional pain

I wish i could fly

Granted, but you get shot down for being mistaken as a russian missile.

I wish I could be bob marley

 

[JMS]

Granted, but you die 5 minutes after.

I wish I could read peoples minds.

 

[Owen]

granted, but all u see is gay dudes fucking all day none stop.

I wish i could have a mcdonalds rn

 

[LeChris]

granted, but all u see is gay dudes fucking all day none stop.

I wish i could have a mcdonalds rn

Granted, but the ice cream machine isn't working.

I wish I could go to space