Corrupt-A-Wish

[WockoLad]

Granted, but the ice cream machine isn't working.

I wish I could go to space

Granted but you get ass raped by an alien.

I wish I could be Sledmore

 

[LeChris]

Granted but you get ass raped by an alien.

I wish I could be Sledmore

Granted, but you only see him in your dreams.

I wish I could be sledmore

 

[WockoLad]

Granted, but you only see him in your dreams.

I wish I could be sledmore

Granted, but Sulake come running after you and you get life imprisonment.

I wish I could be the owner of DevBest.

 

[LeChris]

Granted, but Sulake come running after you and you get life imprisonment.

I wish I could be the owner of DevBest.

Granted, but that underage girl you tried to milk years back comes back with the police.

I wish I could afford an iMac Pro

 

[WockoLad]

Granted, but that underage girl you tried to milk years back comes back with the police.

I wish I could afford an iMac Pro

Granted, but you end up sticking Windows 10 on it.

I wish I could get some vape juice rn.

 

[LeChris]

Granted, but you end up sticking Windows 10 on it.

I wish I could get some vape juice rn.

Granted, but its asshole flavored.

I wish I could die

 

[JMS]

Granted, but its asshole flavored.

I wish I could die

Granted but you become alive 10 seconds after and never die again.

I wish I could leave work right now.

 

[Joe]

Granted but you become alive 10 seconds after and never die again.

I wish I could leave work right now.

Granted but you've got to work all weekend.

I wish JMS would change his username.

 

[JMS]

Granted but you've got to work all weekend.

I wish JMS would change his username.

(Buy me a sub and it will be) Granted, but JMG must change his username to something with at least 12 characters.

I wish JMG would actually change his username.

 

[Owen]

granted but his new name is JMS123

i wish i had all the money in the world

 

[JMS]

granted but his new name is JMS123

i wish i had all the money in the world

Granted but you get killed 10 minutes after gaining your wealth

 

[treebeard]

I wish JMS read the rules and posted his wish at the end of his previous post.

 

[Owen]

I wish JMS read the rules and posted his wish at the end of his previous post.

granted but he spells every word wrong and forgets about his punctuation.

i wish Supreme didn't cost a lot of money

 

[JMS]

granted but he spells every word wrong and forgets about his punctuation.

i wish Supreme didn't cost a lot of money

Grnted bot u cun n3ver c0p sup-re-me

I wish I could I have my iPhone (FR: I lost it this weekend and it feels weird w.o one)

 

[Macemore]

Grnted bot u cun n3ver c0p sup-re-me

I wish I could I have my iPhone (FR: I lost it this weekend and it feels weird w.o one)

Granted but no one talks to you again

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted

 

[LeChris]

Granted but no one talks to you again

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted

Granted but that was your wish

I wish I had $1

 

[JynX]

Granted but that was your wish

I wish I had $1

Granted but you can't spend it

I wish I could see the future

 

[Wickd]

Granted but you can't spend it

I wish I could see the future

Granted, but you see yourself dying.

I wish i was Justin Bieber.

 

[LeChris]

Granted, but you see yourself dying.

I wish i was Justin Bieber.

Granted, but nobody likes you because you’re a religious weirdo.

I wish I owned Devbest

 

[Wickd]

Granted, but nobody likes you because you’re a religious weirdo.

I wish I owned Devbest

Granted, but you own DevBest.

I wish i was a talented soccer player.