Corrupt-A-Wish

LeChris

github.com/habbo-hotel
Sep 30, 2013
2,725
1,306
Granted, but it's with a goat.

I wish I was a famous movie actor like Will Smith.
Granted, but rape allegations has halted your entire career and you will never act again.

I wish I had my own country
 

MayoMayn

BestDev
Oct 18, 2016
1,423
683
Granted, but its so good you get popcorn lung and die in a year.

I wish my own country had girls in it that looked like Selena Gomez
Granted, but they'd all be transsexual.

I wish I could bother to finish one of my projects.
 

JynX

Posting Freak
Feb 6, 2016
710
438
Granted, but you shit yourself every time you sleep.

I wish I could get my iPhone back on iOS 11.3.1 to jailbreak :(
Granted, but your iPhone updates automatically after 15 minutes.

I wish I had coffee and donuts.
 

WockoLad

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Dec 24, 2014
233
23
Granted, but your iPhone updates automatically after 15 minutes.

I wish I had coffee and donuts.
Granted, but you puke them back up straight after eating.

I wish I could find a girlfriend thats loyal.
 

LeChris

github.com/habbo-hotel
Sep 30, 2013
2,725
1,306
Granted, but your girlfriend would be your mum.

I wish I could find a proper apartment to move into.
Granted, but it comes with a room mate who confuses your room with the bathroom.

I wish that I had a Chinese buffet in my house
 

lepos

thinking about you. yes you
Dec 11, 2011
2,022
685
Granted, but it comes with a room mate who confuses your room with the bathroom.

I wish that I had a Chinese buffet in my house
Granted but you still have to pay for entry and a buffet session is only an hour

I wish I couldn't feel physical pain
 

Owen

Mar 20, 2013
1,208
613
granted, but all u see is gay dudes fucking all day none stop.

I wish i could have a mcdonalds rn
 

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