There's an app for that!

[Kryptos]

Congratulations to Apple for trademarking 'There's an app for that!'. Now I won't be able to say my 'There's an app for that!' jokes to my friends, but here are a few, in yo face Apple!

“If you just murdered your friend and need to find the nearest city dump, there’s an app for that.”
“Your momma’s so fat, there’s an app for that.”
“If you want to write an app that makes fun of apps, there’s an app for that.”
“If you want to get your drunk roommate out of bed, there’s an app for that.”
“If your reading this, there’s an app for that.”
"If you don't want to do you homework, there's an app for that."

- Kryptos

EDIT: Remember! If you’ve committed a heinous crime and don’t want to get caught, there’s an app for that.

 

[RastaLulz]

I'd love to participate in these jokes, however, that phrase is trademarked, and I don't want to get sued. I guess I'm just not a rebel like Kryptos.

 

[Kryptos]

It's ok, I'm just a bad boy
But remember! If that b*tch won’t make you a sandwich, there’s an app for that. ;P