Show DevBest OS Fight! - Script

[Kryptos]

I made this little script so you can tease your friends who like the OS you hate!

<?php
if (strpos(strtolower($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']), strtolower('Mac'))) 			
{ 				
	echo 'You have common sense';		
} 		
elseif(strpos(strtolower($_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']), strtolower('Windows')))
{
	echo 'You do not have common sense';
}
elseif(strpos(strtolower($_SERVER['HTPP_USER_AGENT']), strtolower('Linux')))
{
        echo 'lol'; 
}
?>

Have fun!

 

[Kush]

nice script Kryptos

 

[Macemore]

I love this, time to abuse it >

 

[TesoMayn]

Lol, I have all 3 of those OSes

 

[Kryptos]

lololol, didn't remember this x]

 

[Macemore]

You should, it's at the bottom of all my pages on my website

 

[Jo$h]

*tweaked* here's a better edit. im a windows fanboy fyi

[FONT=monospace][COLOR=#0000bb]<?php[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=monospace][COLOR=#007700]if ([/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]strpos[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]([/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]strtolower[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]([/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]$_SERVER[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700][[/COLOR][COLOR=#dd0000]'HTTP_USER_AGENT'[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]]), [/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]strtolower[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]([/COLOR][COLOR=#dd0000]'Mac'[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700])))
{
    echo [/COLOR][COLOR=#dd0000]'You have wasted your time and money buying a piece of shit restrictive computer'[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700];
}
elseif([/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]strpos[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]([/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]strtolower[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]([/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]$_SERVER[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700][[/COLOR][COLOR=#dd0000]'HTTP_USER_AGENT'[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]]), [/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]strtolower[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]([/COLOR][COLOR=#dd0000]'Windows'[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700])))
{
    echo [/COLOR][COLOR=#dd0000]'You paid for a nice piece of reasonable equipment'[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700];
}
elseif([/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]strpos[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]([/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]strtolower[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]([/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]$_SERVER[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700][[/COLOR][COLOR=#dd0000]'HTPP_USER_AGENT'[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]]), [/COLOR][COLOR=#0000bb]strtolower[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]([/COLOR][COLOR=#dd0000]'Linux'[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700])))
{
        echo [/COLOR][COLOR=#dd0000]'You just happen to be 1337'[/COLOR][COLOR=#007700]; [/COLOR]
[COLOR=#007700]}[/COLOR]
[/FONT]
[FONT=monospace][COLOR=#0000bb]?>[/COLOR][/FONT]

 

[TesoMayn]

Lol fail code copy Josh, and Mac owns Windows, any day.

 

[Markshall]

I liked the idea of this and thought it was fun so I optimised it a little:

<?php
$agent  = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];
$os_arr  = array( "Mac", "Windows", "Linux" );
$os_text = array( "Mac"    => "You have sense.",
                  "Windows" => "You have sense too.",
                  "Linux"  => "Fuck off."
              );
foreach( $os_arr as $os )
{
    if ( preg_match( "/" . $os . "/", $agent ) )
    {
        echo "<strong>" . $os . "</strong>: " . $os_text[ $os ];
    }
}
?>

Live demo:

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[Adil]

Linux is awesome ^^
Mac and Linux are based off the same kernel, lol
They are practically the same, except for a few architectural differences, and some GUI differences

 

[Macheath]

Guys you're doing it all wrong. Give them a health then use their top 4 function Pokemon style. Leveling your OS each time you defeat and opponent.

 

[Heaplink]

Guys you're doing it all wrong. Give them a health then use their top 4 function Pokemon style. Leveling your OS each time you defeat and opponent.

I like that idea, why write about what OS is best when you can fight!