I just need a place...

[Markshall]

I just needed a place to vent my anger and couldn't be arsed doing it via Facebook or Twitter and what-not.

Anyway, because I'm such a generous human being -- I allowed my mate to come round today with his laptop so he could connect to my Internet since he doesn't have it at home. Now I know what you're thinking, what teenager has a laptop and no Internet in this day and age? I ask myself that too.

But I let him connect so he could go on Facebook and other stuff, it turns out the cheeky bastard has started downloading several seasons of Supernatural and started streaming videos online so when he goes home, they are also loaded so they don't start buffering! The result of this happening is that it has started making my Internet going really damn slow and as you may expect, I'm not best pleased.

I can't watch TV programs online on iPlayer and things, it's taking ages for a file to upload to my website. It took me 25 seconds to upload a single PNG image to my web-server before. TWENTY FIVE FUCKING SECONDS!

Anyway, rant over - I'm never allowing another mother fucker to connect to my Internet and as of tomorrow, I'm changing my router password!

 

[Thom]

Poor you mark
-hugs

 

[Markshall]

Poor you mark
-hugs

I would say I'm livid, but that would be the understatement of the year.

 

[vRory]

He took advantage of you, what a dickhead.

 

[RastaLulz]

Get a better Internet provider.

 

[Markshall]

He took advantage of you, what a dickhead.

I feel so used :'( almost like a rape victim...

And I'll let my dad deal with that Rasta ;p

 

[vRory]

It's almost like a tramp, you let him stay at your house for the night, you wake up in the morning bam tv gone.

 

[Xyro]

dont worry mark, i got a plan ;D
alright so basically heres the plan mark.
we buy an RPG, step 30 miles away from his door then KLABAMO. we knock on his door and complain about what he has done.

 

[Markshall]

dont worry mark, i got a plan ;D
alright so basically heres the plan mark.
we buy an RPG, step 30 miles away from his door then KLABAMO. we knock on his door and complain about what he has done.

No, I want to be up close and personal when I kill him so I can watch him die closely, I don't want to kill him from miles off because I can't see him suffer then . I'll just gauge out his eyeballs with a spoon and cut his stab a hole through his esophagus.

 

[Xyro]

No, I want to be up close and personal when I kill him so I can watch him die closely, I don't want to kill him from miles off because I can't see him suffer then . I'll just gauge out his eyeballs with a spoon and cut his stab a hole through his esophagus.

omg its the dark side of mark!!
hide ur kids hide ur wife hide ur kids hide ur wife
btw i know a nice place where you can get some star blades or wuteva those ninjas call it.

 

[Markshall]

omg its the dark side of mark!!
hide ur kids hide ur wife hide ur kids hide ur wife
btw i know a nice place where you can get some star blades or wuteva those ninjas call it.

I'm a pretty sinister person.

Another thing that pisses me off is that recently he's noticed an unsecured Internet connection around his street, so he's been piggybacking off them. I have a mind to tell them about it... if I knew which house it was >.<

 

[Benden]

Follow the connection strength, you'll find it fast

 

[Ept]

Well, Mark, you deserved it! Joking. (Perhaps not the best time?), Anyways, Sorry ;[. Was the person you gave internet to in a bad economic state? I'm sorry again if he took advantage of you, hope all goes well, .

 

[Donkjam]

My toilets broke..can I use yours?

Lol have you tried simply disconnecting the router/modem nd just restarting it to try flush it, normally works for me

 

[Markshall]

My toilets broke..can I use yours?

Lol have you tried simply disconnecting the router/modem nd just restarting it to try flush it, normally works for me

Yes, several times!

 

[Markshall]

My toilets broke..can I use yours?

Lol have you tried simply disconnecting the router/modem nd just restarting it to try flush it, normally works for me

Not quite sure to be honest, never really asked

 

[Bazinga]

Go to his house, ask to use his PC for a couple of minutes and download a shit load of illegal movies, jailbait etc and see how he likes that.

 

[Donkjam]

Go to his house, ask to use his PC for a couple of minutes and download a shit load of illegal movies, jailbait etc and see how he likes that.

His mate don't have Internet

 

[Sledmore]

So... Did you change the router password?

 

[Zodiak]

So... Did you change the router password?

Reported.