Corrupt-A-Wish

[lepos]

We used to play this wayyy back when, and it was fun for a while so thought I'd try and start it up again?

Example: I'd say, "I wish I won the lottery" and another use would reply "Granted, but you lost the ticket."

To keep a chain going, once you've corrupted someone elses wish, make a wish in the same post.

I'll start.
I wish I had a private jet.

 

[JayC]

Granted, but you couldn't afford any gas.

I wish Comcast had decent service.

 

[Mystical]

Granted, but you couldn't afford any gas.

I wish Comcast had decent service.

Granted, but your barred from connecting to the internet.

I wish I had a girlfriend :/

 

[JayC]

Granted, but she's transgender and has a penis.

I wish my car had better gas mileage

 

[Benden]

Granted, but she's transgender and has a penis.

I wish my car had better gas mileage

Granted, but it no longer starts

I wish I was famous

 

[lepos]

Granted, but it no longer starts

I wish I was famous

Granted but your fame is reliant on you posting a daily picture of your genitals.

I wish drinking alcohol never made me throw up

 

[Ecko]

Granted but your fame is reliant on you posting a daily picture of your genitals.

I wish drinking alcohol never made me throw up

Granted, but it doesn't get you intoxicated either.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me

 

[Wickd]

Granted, but it doesn't get you intoxicated either.

I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me

Granted, but everything bad happens to your loved ones.

I wish i could sing well.

 

[lepos]

Granted, but everything bad happens to your loved ones.

I wish i could sing well.

Granted, but everyone else on the planet becomes deaf.

I wish I had mind reading abilities

 

[Blasteh]

Granted, but you have no brain.

I wish I could have sex with Donald J. Trump.

 

[WockoLad]

Granted, but you'll catch chlamydia n aids from his previous lovers.

I wish I could be like Bob Marley.

 

[Benden]

Granted, but you'll catch chlamydia n aids from his previous lovers.

I wish I could be like Bob Marley.

Granted, you're now dead

I wish I could live in L.A

 

[JynX]

Granted, you're now dead

I wish I could live in L.A

Granted, but you're homeless

I wish I could fly

 

[Magic]

Granted, but you fly into a building and break every bone in your body to never fly again on your first flight.

I wish I was a genius.

 

[Benden]

Granted, but you fly into a building and break every bone in your body to never fly again on your first flight.

I wish I was a genius.

Granted, but you come off as crazy and are locked up for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport

 

[NathanCarn3y]

Granted, but you come off as crazy and are locked up for the rest of your life.

I wish I could teleport

Granted, but unfortunately you’re detained and labeled as crazy.

I wish I could be a dolphin

 

[Benden]

Granted, but unfortunately you’re detained and labeled as crazy.

I wish I could be a dolphin

Granted, but you die before you're put into water.

I wish I was the President of the United States

 

[NathanCarn3y]

Granted, but you die before you're put into water.

I wish I was the President of the United States

Granted, unfortunately you’re killed.

I wish I was a King

 

[MayoMayn]

Granted, but unfortunately you're Nathan, so your reign would end the same day.

I wish I didn't live in Denmark.

 

[Jian]

Granted, but unfortunately you're Nathan, so your reign would end the same day.

I wish I didn't live in Denmark.

Granted, but you now live in North Korea

I wish I am a tad smarter.