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[Macemore]

I'm pregnant

 

[Benden]

When will I be able to go into space?

 

[Macemore]

I seriously want to know, how do you masturbate?

 

[Gajeel]

Can you teach me how to dougie?

 

[Adil]

If the universe is expanding. What's the universe expanding into?

SOMEONE'S PENIS HOLE

 

[Supersup]

Wanna relate to Raz0rs question :

If the world was created by the big bang, who created the big bang?

Matter of luck or God.

 

[Archaos]

Rest will be answered tomorrow

What is the meanin to life you ask?, the meaning to life is to grow old, drink, have sex, realise your life is going to waste, realise the government is corrupt..play a bit cod them die

I know this is for your homework an I am too a mathematical genius your answer is

8

December 17th my friend..soon to be 15?

Depends what context your wanting to know, if on a penis it can grow from 3-60 seconds or even longer, if on your head you can always blow It up but this depends on how long you blow or, it roughly takes 2 minutes to produce a condom on production lines

Since pi is 3.142 recurring the last number in pi is 2

I would stick to your corner shop my friend, however the easiest way and most efficient would be to hire professional coders, do some market research, and invest in clients

Although I dot fully understand your question, the penis is one of the organs on the male body

Luckily I am not your father.

This is certainly one question I know the answer to, it depends what kind of doll you buy,whether a blow up or a life like doll the sensation and emotions still are incredible, and range from only £5

Think I might have chlymidia, please get yourself checked <3

Well although this isn't theoretically possible, if you really wan to become a game avatar, if you pray to god everyday he might just turn you into a habbo pixel!

I'll take this seriously as I am donkjam god of knowledge and the answer is 2

You may want a piece of me or heard the rumours of my trouser python, I am not gay sorry

At the time of me writing this you are currently sleeping

This has baffled the weld for centuries and once and do all I am indeed going to clear this up, there was no fucking chicken crossing the road

Only in my dreams am I a wonderful, attractive, slutty blonde haired Barrie girl.

The world will end in 2036 when the earth gets hit by a asteroid hurtling straight for earth, don't believe I'm 2012

The egg indeed came first, you see it wasn't a chicken tht lay the egg. It was a prehistoric monster, which then mated with a slutty bird line monster then it transformed into the chicken

Oh you so funny

Yes, we all know this..why you even asking me this fool!!!!!!!!!

Although there are billions of not trillions of particles in the world, I must take up at least 1 million, you are correct

Of course it does..just no ones there to hear it...

You see if a woodchuck could chuck wood, then there's plenty of wood to chuck..on average he will chuck around 29 bits of wood a minute

You actually just read it in your mind, then asked this question to try and mind fuck me..never try and fool dinkey

Although you die you are still very much Alive, you just lose the will to control your body and your spirit leaves the body, there's no heaven nd no hell your spirit just wonders the earth..ghosts

No bug just a pure human sex machine

Although you get told they love you, you are Infact adopted an they hate you, they just pretend to love you for the benefits and money they get..sorry

Indeed I am alive craigypoos

You saw something that looked to be a UFO, it was Infact the reflection on my binoculars spying in your bedroom window

Of course they don't..they take the braces out as sell them for scrap metal

Because your digestion system mixes all the food up and mushed it all together them adds a bodily fluid to It all for you to shit out..and it turn brown

You can cry under water, just ask your mom how I know this one

How much I love rasta cannot be described In words..I hope Kryptos don't see this though

If its a DFS or SCS sale then this question has me clueless!!

Why is grass green?

I simply means that they had an old product, brought it out again..said its new..which it isn't..then they think ooh we'll say improved too..people then see the word improved and instantly are brain washed into buying it

How long did it take you to write that?!

Question: Can you get red pigs?

 

[Donkjam]

How long did it take you to write that?!

Question: Can you get red pigs?

Took me 50 minutes the first time!....You can get red pigs if you keep spanking them jhard enough

I'm pregnant

im the father

Do people that work in tea factories take coffee breaks?

No they actually take hot chocolate breaks, there they talk about shoes and handbags

What happens if a coca-cola boss drinks pepsi in a press conference?

Ohhhhhh...then hes in deep shit!, they will drag him outside, beat him to the ground and stomp all over him, then they will pour the pepsi all over him

Are you a donkey?

Im a donkey covered in jam..hence the name JamDonk...

When i go to bed, will i watch this thread when i wake up to view your answers?

Of course...you watch everything to do with me,,.

How do you masturbate?

first you gotta find a good porno..i can take 30 mins looking for one sometimes, when you found a porno you then start slowly, then work faster as you go...pretty simple

Is everyone who posted in this thread besides myself stupid?

Theyre just curious of my knowledge, however you are clever besides me

Am I a raging homo?

Course your a raging homo, asking me how i masturbate...PEDO

If the universe is expanding. What's the universe expanding into?

More universe...pfft how stupid are you!

What is the opposite of opposite?

its beside.

I have been with my girlfriend 3 years, and she is 12 weeks pregnant, but the thing is, we had sex for the 1st time on Tuesday.

How is this possible?!!

Work it out, i had sex with her 12 weeks ago...sorry

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

he is simpy a deformed kind of sponge, you see they all have the same genes, a bath sponge, kitchen sponge etc etc, ever heard of a black sheep?

2 white sheep have a black sheep, and then the father goes the woman, "have you been cheating on me?" and she goes "naaah" (in a sheep voice"

What was the last thing yoda said in starwars

He said "agahaahahaaaagagaaguuuuuuuuuuuu"

Wanna relate to Raz0rs question :

If the world was created by the big bang, who created the big bang?

GOD

Why did they make a song about "My little Pony" and why not "My little whorsy" ?

Because have you not seen the my little ponies theyre soooooooooo cute

How come Craigs username has poo after it?

Cause he has poo breath, hense CraigyPoo(breath)

Is Rasta gay?

He better not be fucking cheating on me

How come some boys have large penises (like me of course) and others have small (like whole devbest.)

well first dont lie, you have a penis thbe size of a maggot, But it naturally is bigger in the more coolest of males, hence im cool

How come I have to go now kos my momma said so?

Cause yo mumma said go???? not so hard

How come humans eventually get tired, and if they don't they can die from it?

Cause you burn all your enegery that is required to run your body, this is where sleep comes in and tops you back up..think of it as amobile top up, you top it up and its better

Can you give a homeless girl homework?

Ugh of course you can, sher still has a home on the streets

Can you bump a bum?

you can bump a bum, cause you just stand next to someone back to back and move your bum back and forward going "bump" everytime you hit bums

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

Of course they have to pay for a new door, im speaking from experience

 

[Donkjam]

If a zombie climbs in your window, and the the zombie don't notice the error in this sentence?

Ohhhh you so clever, i noticed the two "the" jajajajaja

Why aren't you replying to our questions?

Cause i dont like you i think i will ignorte you!!

He's already answered that in his first post. lol

Anyhow,
What existed before the big bang?

The big bangs atoms were around for generation, then they once transformed to maked the big bang bomb

Why do mommas say crisps and junk foods are bad for you and they say vegetable is good for you when those junk foods are made out of potato which is a vegetable which I think is high in carbohydrate?

Because POTATO! isnt a vegetable!!

How come packages sent on a truck are called shipments and packages on a boat are called cargo?

Because when the first delivery of a package went out, the person who made the word cargo and shipment was a bit retarded and blonde.

Why is our poo blue? (as far as I know my poo is blue)

Because your a fucking alien

I have a tumor on my penis, should I cut it off myself?

Because your penis is so small it looks like a tumour, however this is just the shaft. google it friend

If a lesbian has sex with other women but never with another man is she still considered a virgin?

Course shes not a virgin, they scissor for a while, get dildos out and then shes considered not as virgin

What is inside the atom of the atom of the atom.

an atom of course

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it?

Because grape flavour has added apple juice

Why do we say Why?

Why do we say why? we say why when we need to ask why something is done...

Why do people keep their tooth brush in the same place as the toilet?

Well my toothbrush is in a different room to my toilet...so......mindfuck?????

If there were no languages, how would we communicate?

Using our tongues and clicking our fingers

Why do we drink the same water as the water we flush down the toilet?

because it adds flavour fool

In synchronized diving, what happens if one of the divers drowns?

Then they drown lololol

In the song Yankee Doodle, is he calling the horse or the feather "macaroni"?

hes actually calling his horse Macaroni, why you ask? because his horse smells of strong cheese, and therefore he calls him macaroni...after macaroni cheese

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Cause the bunny is a pervert, he carries eggs to lure the kids in..We all know pervs carry choolate

Why do i feel sorry for you?

because i have 2 left feet?

Do you regret creating this thread?

course not! i like sharing my knowledge

Will a rubber ever grow a tongue?

Rubbers will never grow tongues, however i know we all love to lick leather, simply because its leather...mmm

Is lava cold and makes you into stone?

Dingbat...Lava is HOT!...but when it dries it turns to stone..i'd like to be turned to stone, just siting there all day watching the girls pass by...Couldnt get arrested for perverting then

Why does your ass feel like it is on fire when you poop sometimes

Because if you have a chinese extra hot curry, it makes your hoop very sore indeed when having a poo!..it gets so hot it makes your ring burn, then it turns to diarihea and dribbles out your hoop.

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

Well it depends when you draw the line on this, however this is a trick saying, its always partly sunny and cloudy at the same time, unless its rainy..then its rainy all the time

Why did my dad say he was going for milk and not return? ANSWER ME THAT!

Well youve surely heard the saying "she ran off with the milk man", in this case your father ran off with the milkman, And this is the reason he did not return

Will you marry me?

Get the vicar!!!!!!!!!

Why does Arsenal FC suck?

Because Newcastle owns all!

What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

Not a lot, but why do cats have a fascination of sitting under car bonets?...what if cars didnt exist....mindfuck

If you were to die tomorrow, what would you do?

Id haunt everyone i know, cause id be dead silly

WHY, ON SPONGEBOB, IS THERE AN OCEAN, UNDER THE OCEAN?!?!?!?ONE?!?!?!1/?!?!?!

silly its all one big ocean

Should we give you a chance to answer these few questions before we continue spam you with questions to answer?

dont think so

When will I be able to go into space?

when i shove this rocket up your arse!.....only kiddin

When your 45, you will win a competition to become one of the first to go into deep space

I seriously want to know, how do you masturbate?

Your scaring mE!!!1

Can you teach me how to dougie?

Ill teach you doggie style?

 

[Kryptos]

21 more posts until this thread becomes he one with the most posts.

Are you happy now that your knowledge will be remembered for ever and ever?

 

[Archaos]

How many potatoes can you fit in your mouth?

 

[Donkjam]

21 more posts until this thread becomes he one with the most posts.

Are you happy now that your knowledge will be remembered for ever and ever?

Obviously mine would be populars...and I am very happy I can spread my knowledge, advice and wisdom

How many potatoes can you fit in your mouth?

Pft I'd have to say roughly around 30

 

[iDevon]

Ifadoneywasntadonkeywouldtheownerstillridethedonkey?

 

[Donkjam]

Ifadoneywasntadonkeywouldtheownerstillridethedonkey? Find the error.

Took me 1.1 milliseconds to find the error..you spelt doney instead of donkey

 

[iDevon]

Took me 1.1 milliseconds to find the error..you spelt doney instead of donkey

Now answer the question.

 

[Donkjam]

Now answer the question.

If a donkey wasn't a donkey then the owner couldn't ride a donkey

 

[Ari]

How far is the average male cum shot?

 

[Gajeel]

Ill teach you doggie style?

The classic one, please.

 

[Macemore]

DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?!

 

[Supersup]

DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER LAST NIGHT?!?!?!?!

Yeah last night with me and yer M*M.