Macemore
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<-- The game "A GAME"This is my guide,
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K so once you start playing there will be a zombie boss (literally your boss), get rid of him as soon or late as you like, I chose the Golem, some people say the Witch can do other shit, I haven't seen this.
Once you choose the Golem a little later some other douchefag (The chicken) will be your boss, I STRONGLY recommend letting him be your partner for a long time. Wait until you get auto mine (and if you can, wait until you get the heavenly pick too), while you're waiting upgrade your workers as much as you can/want. once you have both I'd wait until you get ~15 million dollars (wont be long), and then buy 100,000 Knights, and 1,000 Heavenly templar dudes, after that just keep them at those levels, you should be able to hold off the chikuns until you can build a portal.
This is the end of my guide until I proceed further. (I'm building a portal literally right after this.)