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<blockquote data-quote="ManIron" data-source="post: 459498" data-attributes="member: 81205"><p>The only one I can think of right now, also I really want this subscription!</p><p></p><p>A lady was shopping, carrying her bags and it was heavy. She asked a man to help her carry home but man said 'only for a chocolate biscuit'. Lady gives him a chocolate biscuit then the man helps her carry the shopping home. Now they arrive home, then lady ask man can help to bring in the shopping, 'only for a chocolate biscuit'. Ok, he gets one then lady ask if he could go upstairs and have sex with her, 'only for a chocolate biscuit' then they have sex upstairs. Now the dad arrives home, lady tells man to hide in cupboard quickly, 'only for a chocolate biscuit', so he gets one then hides in the cupboard. The dad runs upstairs into her bedroom, shouting asking who she had sex with, plucked her pubes one by one to inspect a sex and on the last pube, he shouted 'come out, you bastard!' then the man popped his head out and said 'only for a chocolate biscuit'.</p><p></p><p>And this one everyone knows, man knocks on door and lady shouts that she is in the shower, but he says that he is the blind man. Lady replies ok why not come in and the man enters the room to see her in the shower.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ManIron, post: 459498, member: 81205"] The only one I can think of right now, also I really want this subscription! A lady was shopping, carrying her bags and it was heavy. She asked a man to help her carry home but man said 'only for a chocolate biscuit'. Lady gives him a chocolate biscuit then the man helps her carry the shopping home. Now they arrive home, then lady ask man can help to bring in the shopping, 'only for a chocolate biscuit'. Ok, he gets one then lady ask if he could go upstairs and have sex with her, 'only for a chocolate biscuit' then they have sex upstairs. Now the dad arrives home, lady tells man to hide in cupboard quickly, 'only for a chocolate biscuit', so he gets one then hides in the cupboard. The dad runs upstairs into her bedroom, shouting asking who she had sex with, plucked her pubes one by one to inspect a sex and on the last pube, he shouted 'come out, you bastard!' then the man popped his head out and said 'only for a chocolate biscuit'. And this one everyone knows, man knocks on door and lady shouts that she is in the shower, but he says that he is the blind man. Lady replies ok why not come in and the man enters the room to see her in the shower. [/QUOTE]
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