Who wants a SPOOOOOOOOOOKY sub?

[Sledmore]

Tell us a joke, and don't say "you!".

You have until uhhhh, I don't know I'll decide whenever.

 

[Shorty]

Your mum.

 

[Weasel]

you!

 

[Donkjam]

Want a pic of my shit?

 

[Shatter]

Bill Gates goes to purgatory.
St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things. Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".
First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches. Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.
Bill chooses Hell.
About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.
Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"
St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."

 

[Sledmore]

You both suck.

Edits because of you speedy posters, Shorty & Weasel suck.

 

[0AK]

Question: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?

Answer: It kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

 

[Brad]

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
A wonkey.

Why did hitler kill himself?
Was high on gas bills.

 

[flyest]

Another Hitler joke:
- I said pass the juice, not gass the Jews!

 

[BIOS]

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

 

[Wickd]

My phone battery is stuck on 87% habbo retro humor.