[TXT] Bring teh jokes

[X1M!]

I got a good one.

in the mental hospital, two men are sitting in a room, one is pretending to drive and one is wanking. The nurse enters the room and asks the man who is "driving"; "what are you doing?" and he responds "i am driving to texas.", she replies "okay, have a nice trip." and turns around to the other man, she then asks him "what the f*** are you doing!?" and he answers "fucking his wife while he's in texas."

 

[Donkjam]

My girlfriends mum walked in on us having sex last night.She was so angry I lost my girlfriend and my babysitting job.

 

[Kieren]

One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

Her husband didn't want to be any part of this so he decided to leave her and took the car.

So she had to walk to the hospital all by herself. All of a sudden she came to a dark alley and of course she went through it and all of a sudden a man pops out and shoots her in the stomach.

When she got to the hospital she was ok and the babies were fine as well.

16 years later

16 years later the first child who was a girl came to the mother and said "mom mom guess what?"

"What?"

I pissed out a bullet.

So the mother told her what happened 16 years ago.

Then the second born child who was also a girl came to her mother and said "mom mom guess what I pissed out a bullet."

So the mom told her what happend 16 years ago.

Then the 3rd born child came in who was a boy said "mom mom guess what?"

The mom said "let me guess you pissed out a bullet."

"No i was jacking off and i shot the dog!"

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

Just a few jokes I knew from ages ago, (this should be in spam)

 

[X1M!]

This should not be in spam, this counts as Entertainment.

 

[Bazinga]

Just a few jokes I knew from ages ago, (this should be in spam)

Nice but the first one would imply the woman was shot 3 times, one for each baby. ;]