Things you have learnt so far in life

[Magic]

Hello,
So I thought that this could be quite interesting to share with each other.
Post something(s) that you have learnt in life so far, i'll start off:

• How to use a computer and various programs
• Girls aren't actually riddled with germs

Please keep them relatively realistic.

 

[BitchesLoveCake]

Hi,

• Masturbation doesn't make you blind
• Music isn't just sound its a passion
• Also How to use a computer and various programs
• Girls might not be riddled with germs but you can meet some $^$^$

 

[Markshall]

1. Alcohol is great
2. Getting off with your mate's girlfriends and engaged women with kids isn't a good idea

 

[AssLikeThat]

1. How to use a computer and various programs.
2. Alcohol is good.
3. Women create money problems.
4. Karma is fucking real

 

[Enlighten]

1) Food is great.
2) Relationships are hard.
3) I'm poor forever.
4) Women like to judge all men based off of the ones they've dated.

 

[Miserable]

1) Men are too stereotypical and it fucking sucks
2) Not everyone is going to be nice to you even if you try being nice to them
3) Being a female can suck alot sometimes - mainly when it's that one particular week.
4) Sexist comments aren't going to disappear and therefore you should live with them
5) Money will never grow on trees.
6) Anything over 9st (126lb) (according to the media and the world around me) is obese.
7) You'd probably have a better life as a goat

 

[Khalil]

1) Men are too stereotypical and it fucking sucks

How ironic, coming from a female.

 

[Miserable]

How ironic, coming from a female.

Howww so?

 

[Khalil]

Howww so?

I'm sure you can figure it out by yourself, sweetheart. (-:

 

[Miserable]

No.

 

[Khalil]

No.

Go back to the kitchen you crawled from.

 

[Miserable]

Go back to the kitchen you crawled from.

I'll go back to the kitchen, just to make myself a sandwich and possibly a cold drink, might go well with cheese. :]

 

[Khalil]

I'll go back to the kitchen, just to make myself a sandwich and possibly a cold drink, might go well with cheese. :]

Good. Just stay there.

 

[Miserable]

Good. Just stay there.

Perhaps you can go catch me a fish while I'm there.

 

[Khalil]

Perhaps you can go catch me a fish while I'm there.

Yeah.. I don't think so.

 

[Miserable]

Yeah.. I don't think so.

Exactly.

 

[Blueoptic]

"When something goes wrong, yell PLOT TWIST and move on"
Open a bag of chips without it exploding all over my lap.
I agree too @AssLikeThat Karma is real.
I have better friends through the internet than real life.
God is real.

 

[Khalil]

God is real.

lol.

 

[Dominic_]

how to make a habbo retro; bit sad...

 

[Benden]

That the British can't fucking spell. It's learned!