Suggest some chat up lines!

[Mitchul]

Either 1, you be yourselves and get no one, or be me

What deion is saying is, somehow change your genetics to be black, so your cock grows.

 

[Donkjam]

You know if your pissed (Drunk), which Donkey being a Geordie, Rasta not drinker, Donkey will get Rasta off his tits, depending on if you go to a good club, you wont need a poncy chatup line

Lol thanks! Havnt drank in 2 weeks actually!...yeah I think rasta will have to get pissed...

Also I can talk to women..like hi..just thought this tread would bring some Lulz in ^^

 

[Andeh]

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

 

[Sledmore]

Lol thanks! Havnt drank in 2 weeks actually!...yeah I think rasta will have to get pissed...

Also I can talk to women..like hi..just thought this tread would bring some Lulz in ^^

Bull!!!!11 Ya I can imagine Rasta not being able to walk lool.

 

[Donkjam]

Bull!!!!11 Ya I can imagine Rasta not being able to walk lool.

Rofl I shud get him smashed ahaha..shots all round!

 

[Kaz]

Are you from Ireland? Coz my penis is Dublin
Saw it in a film

 

[Weasel]

Rofl that'll probs happen!

Lol jk I talk to girls when I'm out

But you never go out...?

However, just go the the Red Light District in Amsterdam, no need for chat up lines. Make sure you bring your money, trolol. Dutch chicks are hot as hell, if you tell them you have money, they will suck dick.

 

[Sledmore]

But you never go out...?

However, just go the the Red Light District in Amsterdam, no need for chat up lines. Make sure you bring your money, trolol. Dutch chicks are hot as hell, if you tell them you have money, they will suck dick.

He does? lol
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Lol, look@how cool you are, paying chicks to suck your dick.

 

[Jian]

I can imagine you bending over a stove in the kitchen. But i don't see the stove. (From a very old movie).

 

[Weasel]

He does? lol
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Lol, look@how cool you are, paying chicks to suck your dick.

I was jk.

 

[Sledmore]

I was jk.

No you wasn't.

 

[Weasel]

No you wasn't.

Ok sorry don't hurt me.

 

[RastaLulz]

Guy: What time is it? *while holding iPhone*

Girl: Can't you just look on your phone?

Guy: Yeah, I just thought you were cute and wanted to talk to you.

BOOM!

 

[Kryptos]

Guy: What time is it? *while holding iPhone*

Girl: Can't you just look on your phone?

Guy: Yeah, I just thought you were cute and wanted to talk to you.

BOOM!

That sucks, lol

 

[RastaLulz]

That sucks, lol

Bitch pls, it's genius!

 

[Kryptos]

Just tell her if she wants to see your mansion when she's drunk. Obviously will say yes and when you take her to that shitty hostel just pretend it's a mansion -- she'll obviously fall for it!

 

[NuclearHotel]

Guy: What time is it? *while holding iPhone*

Girl: Can't you just look on your phone?

Guy: Yeah, I just thought you were cute and wanted to talk to you.

BOOM!

Thats when you get her to sleep with you.


"weres my sandwich bitch?" *SLAP*

 

[leenster]

Just tell the girls you are me......... Works every time....

 

[Kieren]

I'm maybe not Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock

 

[Clit]

Conversation comes naturally. I have seen myself plan out conversation for hours. And they never start, or never start when intended, and when started never go as planned. Go with the flow bro.