Text Story time with Josh.

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Jul 27, 2012
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On the night of 31st of March, 2013, Little 12 year old Paki Amjad is tucking up and going preparing to go to sleep. Whilst he is talking to his stepmother she says, if you pray really hard tonight, and i mean really hard when you wake up you'll be white like me!

The next morning little Amjad wakes up to find that he is still a little paki, he screams to his step-mother, "MUMMY", I did like you said, i prayed like never before but im still a paki" she gently pats him on the head and says,

"April fools you smelly bastard"

If you feel offended by this, im sorry, i did not write this, i found it and i thought it was hilarious.
 

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