Retarded PHP - For Fun!

[ProLegitZ]

Just post a retarded code,
and the next person needs to add on!

The Code can be fake or just fucked.

Starting:

<?php
if['USER'] 'Ethan' }

 

[Sean]

Just post a retarded code,
and the next person needs to add on!

The Code can be fake or just fucked.

Starting:

<?php
if['USER'] 'Ethan' } { echo ' He is an ugly gay penguin'; } else {

 

[ProLegitZ]

<?php
if['USER'] 'Ethan' } { echo ' He is an ugly gay penguin'; } else { echo ' we forgot retarded sean '

 

[iHarrison]

<?php
if['USER'] 'Ethan' } { echo ' He is an ugly gay penguin'; } else { echo ' we forgot retarded sean '

The code won't even work! What madness is this???

 

[Quackster]

if (isset($_SESSION['ethan'])) {
   echo "this php will work";
}
else {
   echo "no douche bag in sight!";
}

 

[Zymf]

Gay.

 

[Markshall]

trolol

 

[ProLegitZ]

O wow.