Post Your Jokes

[Wassim]

justin beiber: the god of rap said i could rap...
Eminem: uhh what, i never said nothing...

 

[Micki]

Q) What is Joseph Kony's favourite artist?
A) Soulja Boy

Lol f Kony anyways

 

[RastaLulz]

How do you organize a party in the solar system?

*drum roll*

You planet.

*bah doom tissssss*

 

[Notorious]

Why does Beyounce sing to the left to the left?


Cause black people don't have rights.

 

[Wassim]

Why does Beyounce sing to the left to the left?


Cause black people don't have rights.

racist joke but lool

ok..

what starts with F and ends in U-C-K
Hint its not what u think..

answer: Firetruck<--- answer in white highlight to see

 

[Micki]

As were doing racist jokes lol ^^
No offence But I've hidden the answers so don't highlight it if your going to rage @ me. Lol!

Your brother so black because
A) Your mother put him in the oven after birth

Your sister so brown ( Mix race colour-ish)#
A) Your mother put him in the oven and spread margarine over her

 

[Wassim]

I was born on a pirate ship​

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Hold your tounge while saying it.​

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[Jo$h]

Why did Snoop Dawg need an Umbrella?

Fo' Drizzle.

 

[Stallone]

What did the PS3 to say to the PS4? Hi.

 

[Wassim]

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[Navigation]

What's the difference between Amanda & Wolves? They both aren't singing anymore.

 

[Quackster]

What did Paul say to Jenny? Hello.

 

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What did Paul say to Jenny? Hello.

LOL.

I laughed at that but it wasn't funny.

 

[Quackster]

What's green and smells like paint? Paint.

 

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What's green and smells like paint? Paint.

LOOL.

 

[Quackster]

What's white and smoky? Smoke.

 

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What's white and smoky? Smoke.

Didn't find dis funny.

 

[Quackster]

Okay..

What's brown and sticky? a brown stick.

 

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Okay..

What's brown and sticky? a brown stick.

LOL,

that caught me.

 

[Legion]

Why didnt the Skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts!