Post Your Jokes

[Xlegs]

Yes i'm in the mood for some jokes. Just post some in this thread. and we shall see if they are funny

I'm not good with jokes but if i was to try i might muck my self up. So i wanna hear your jokes and see if they are Funny.

 

[Thom]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car?

"Robin, Get in the car".

 

[Crup]

Why did the girl slapped Santa? because, he said "ho, ho ho"

 

[Heaplink]

What did the spoon say to the fork?

Fork you!

...

 

[Xyro]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!

trolololaoegoajhgojarohaiiajihjaiojhraijrha

 

[Adil]

From the wise mouth of my little cousin (he's 3).
Why did the cat cross the road?
Because it was a dog
soisisisososososisisisisosisosisisos!!!!!1!!!!!
trolol

 

[Donkjam]

Why did the bobba cross the road????






Cos' I hit him at 80mph

 

[Xenous]

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your cunt?" "Fuck off, no you can't smell my cunt!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then"

 

[Adil]

Why did the bobba cross the road????






Cos' I hit him at 80mph

lolwut

 

[zMagenta]

What did the rules say to the rock?

You rock.

 

[DingLyDellmeister]

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

 

[Quackster]

A UDP packet walks into the bar, the bartender asks, what can I get ya? He didn't respond.

A torrent packet walks into the bar, and everyone gives him a sip of their beer.

 

[Xenous]

“Sex with you is about as responsive and interactive as a HTML page.”

 

[GeekyLulz]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, some poems rhyme and this one doesnt.

 

[Micki]

Yur momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she was on the bathroom scale

Lol...

Hate it when you forget the best jokes you know then remember it later.

 

[JoshuaLuke]

Why did Captian Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop!

ejjgfjnykmhynmkhbfajeg

 

[CronicHosts]

Your mums so fat, When she steps on the scales it says "One at a time please"

 

[Wassim]

In the 80's, Dracula fed on virgin blood. In 2012, he died from starvation"
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EDIT:
Credits to Melody for the awesome joke xD

 

[Wassim]

THAT WAS MINE!
Jerk -.-

yh soz
i edited

 

[Amber_]

Zeus: "The Mortal's must pay for what they've done... RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

Lady Gaga: "RAH RAH RAMAMA AH"