Possibly the best pickup line ?

[Queef]

Smile for yes, back flip for no.

Works in so many different situations.

Thoughts?? or have you got something better?

 

[Donkjam]

Just got what it's about...have to say its the WORST ever lol

 

[HaulzeHQ]

Now what if I am trying to date a gymnast or an acrobat.

 

[Queef]

Say her backflips aren't legit.

 

[Olly]

Just say
"Were your trousers on sale? Because they're 100% off at my house"
or
"Are your parents terrorists, because your are the bomb"

 

[Benden]

Just say
"Were your trousers on sale? Because they're 100% off at my house"
or
"Are your parents terrorists, because your are the bomb"

Hope she's not arab/muslim at the second one, or you'd look like a huge fucking racist lol

 

[Olly]

Hope she's not arab/muslim at the second one, or you'd look like a huge fucking racist lol

all in the name of love :L lol

 

[Donkjam]

Hey, I'm Jamie

What time do your legs open?

 

[Queef]

I bet your pants would look nice on my floor.

 

[HaulzeHQ]

These are all terrible, if you all actually use these on real girls, I can see why you're registered on DevBest. Pickup lines are 1990's people. No one in real life use pick up lines on women. Half of the male population think women are too hard and end up looking stupid when they are just like you and I.

 

[Olly]

These are all terrible, if you all actually use these on real girls, I can see why you're registered on DevBest. Pickup lines are 1990's people. No one in real life use pick up lines on women. Half of the male population think women are too hard and end up looking stupid when they are just like you and I.

I think someone dosen't get what a joke is?

 

[Markshall]

Hey I'm Mark and I want to fuck your fucking brains out.

 

[Donkjam]

Hey fatty I'm Jamie

Just wanted to say something that would break the ice