<?php
$month_arr = array( "January" => "I hate",
"February" => "I ran naked with",
"March" => "I need",
"April" => "I shot",
"May" => "I smoked weed with",
"June" => "I killed",
"July" => "I pissed on",
"August" => "I fucked",
"September" => "I got married with",
"October" => "I stabbed",
"November" => "I did a blowjob to",
"December" => "I took a crap on" );
$date_arr = array( "1" => "a monkey",
"2" => "a prostitute",
"3" => "a vacuum cleaner",
"4" => "your mom",
"5" => "Barney the Dinosaur",
"6" => "a dog",
"7" => "Santa Claus",
"8" => "a travesty",
"9" => "a porn star",
"10" => "a condom",
"11" => "a bowl of cereal",
"12" => "a Jew",
"13" => "a lesbian",
"14" => "a horse",
"15" => "an old man",
"16" => "a drug dealer",
"17" => "a clown",
"18" => "your grandmother",
"19" => "a dildo",
"20" => "Michael Jackson",
"21" => "a drunk Mexican",
"22" => "an egg",
"23" => "a piece of shit",
"24" => "a robot",
"25" => "a Nazi",
"26" => "a puppet",
"27" => "George Bush",
"28" => "a black guy",
"29" => "Madonna",
"30" => "a cookie jar",
"31" => "a fat guy" );
$colour_arr = array( "White" => "because that's what I am",
"Black" => "because I'm sexy",
"Pink" => "because my friends told me to do it",
"Red" => "because I was horny",
"Blue" => "because I hate my life",
"Yellow" => "because I'm gay",
"Gray" => "because I stink",
"Green" => "because I smoked crack",
"Orange" => "because I'm ugly",
"Brown" => "because I'm racist",
"Squares" => "because I got an orgasm",
"No t-shirt" => "because I have perfect abs",
"Other" => "because I'm single" );
if( $_POST['go'] )
{
$month = strip_tags( $_POST['month'] );
$date = strip_tags( $_POST['date'] );
$colour = strip_tags( $_POST['colour'] );
$error = '';
if( !$month )
{
$error .= '» You must select a month.<br>';
}
if( !$date )
{
$error .= '» You must select a date.<br>';
}
if( !$colour )
{
$error .= '» You must select a colour.<br>';
}
if( !$error )
{
echo $month . ' ' . $date . ' ' . $colour;
}
else
{
echo 'You must enter all fields<br><a href="picture.php">Back</a>';
}
}
?>
<form method="post">
<select name="month" id="month">
<?php
foreach( $month_arr as $a => $b )
{
echo '<option value="' . $b . '">' . $a . '</option>';
}
?>
</select>
<select name="date" id="date">
<?php
foreach( $date_arr as $a => $b )
{
echo '<option value="' . $b . '">' . $a . '</option>';
}
?>
</select>
<select name="colour" id="colour">
<?php
foreach( $colour_arr as $a => $b )
{
echo '<option value="' . $b . '">' . $a . '</option>';
}
?>
</select>
<input type="submit" name="go" value="»">
</form>
I did a blowjob to santa claus because i was horny.
-sigh-