Text Not Drunk

[RastaLulz]

Officer: Have you been drinking?

Father: Like a fish.

Officer: Sir, please pull over there.

*drives over*

Father: Do I tell him I've only had water? 'cause I haven't had alcohol in 20 years.

 

[GeekyLulz]

Lol! That was amusing -

 

[Donkjam]

Lol the officer would be so pissed

 

[Kayte]

 

[lepos]

Lol, very funny
I laughed Seriously

 

[Donkjam]

Try to keep on topic ppl it's not spamzilla

 

[GeekyLulz]

Try to keep on topic ppl it's not spamzilla

Mhm, sorry.

 

[zMagenta]

Not that funny...

 

[Navigation]

Feel sorry for the officer, all that time taken to pull over.

 

[Lionches]

Funny stuff...