Introduction Hi, i'm Emily.

[Emily]

Welcome. You should know, I am God and the boss.

Would you like a small loan of a million bitcoins?

 

[GarettM]

Would you like a small loan of a million bitcoins?

He is a terrorist don't believe him bro

 

[Forad]

 

[BIOS]

Would you like a small loan of a million bitcoins?

I'd like a small loan of a million dollars.

Hello, i'm pretty new to this site, I came from RZ.
RZ is a bit too crowded for me so I decided to come to DevBest.

Here's a little bit about me.
My name is Emily, i'm a 17 year old female who lives in the united states, I work for a web development company called XenInternational. I've been developing websites and web applications ever since I was 14, it just stuck with me.
I'm 5 foot 2 and I play soccer in my free time and for my college team.
I like to blow stuff up. (who don't?)
I grew up in a small part of Kentucky and moved to Louisville Kentucky where I work at my job now.

If there's anything else you'd like to know please tell me.

Thanks (I hope this is better than RZ)

Welcome to DevBest

 

[Altercationz]

Welcome

 

[Markshall]

Welcome to DevBest, I hope you read the terms & conditions upon signing up, they do state that you must submit yourself to me. Oh girl, I'm gonna fuck you so hard you're gonna tap out.

You're gonna despise the male race once I'm done with you.

 

[griimnak]

don't eat the bait, she's an ewhore
SHE WANTS YA DOLLA BILLS

But if you are a girl, nice. And welcome to hell, i hope you realise it's a good idea to leave as soon as possible.

 

[RastaLulz]

Welcome to the forums, Emily. It is always nice to see a fresh face that's interested in web development. I hope to see you around Coders Paradise.

 

[Emily]

Welcome to DevBest, I hope you read the terms & conditions upon signing up, they do state that you must submit yourself to me. Oh girl, I'm gonna fuck you so hard you're gonna tap out.

You're gonna despise the male race once I'm done with you.

[X] I agree to the terms and conditions.
 

don't eat the bait, she's an ewhore
SHE WANTS YA DOLLA BILLS

But if you are a girl, nice. And welcome to hell, i hope you realise it's a good idea to leave as soon as possible.

not sayin she a gold digger, she ain't messing with no broke nigga

(yes i'm a woman)

 

[Markshall]

[X] I agree to the terms and conditions.
 

not sayin she a gold digger, she ain't messing with no broke nigga

(yes i'm a woman)

Would you like to be my slut?

 

[Lotus]

Welcome to the Forums Emily!

Would you like to be my slut?

Give her a little respect Mark come on.

 

[Jaden]

Would you like to be my slut?

Welcome to the forums, don't let that narcissistic bastard known as "TesoMayn" fool you.

 

[Markshall]

Give her a little respect Mark come on.

What? You soft cunt. Welcome to the Internet. The place where males own females, clearly you're part of the latter. Your penis must be morphing into a vagina after writing that comment. You stupid fucking twat.

 

[Lotus]

What? You soft cunt. Welcome to the Internet. The place where males own females, clearly you're part of the latter. Your penis must be morphing into a vagina after writing that comment. You stupid fucking twat.

Hearing that from a crackhead rofl. Shows how far your head is up your ass.

 

[Markshall]

Hearing that from a crackhead rofl. Shows how far your head is up your ass.

Even if I was a crackhead, how would anything I originally said in that post be relevant to being a crackhead?

You like Drake, if anything, you're the crackhead. I don't quite think you can handle the severity of the Internet. I think you should leave.

 

[Sankru]

Welcome.