It's okay to ask something it doesn't make you a noob, it's better to ask than to do something randomly and mess everything up so here you go:
You click on account and there you should be able to registered ( If you have an account then please scroll down to the page instructions).
Register with your username and password and mail and fill in the captcha to complete your registration.
When your done registering then you should come here and if not then you should simply just click your username at the top and then click on pages and then you will come on this page:
Click create and then you need to fill in: ( Hotel name ). ( Hotel category). (Title of your retro hotel). (The description of your retro hotel). (Link to your hotel so people can actually get on it). And if you've made an banner then you can also add your banner to it.
Congratulations you've just added your retro on the retrolists page if you need any more help please ask and i'll be glad to assist you further.
Thank you will try and find a link on youtube on how to set one up.So it's pretty hard to explain but I'm going to try to make it easy: You need to set up a voting API so when people enter the client they have to vote first when you have a lot of votes daily then your hotel ranking goes higher and whenever your ranking goes higher more people will notice your hotel and more people will come over.
When you don't get votes at all then you will just stay at where you are currently at so you need to set up the whole voting API caboodle and just have people to vote first before entering your client that's as easy as it is.
I wish you the best of luck with this and as said before: If you need any help just shout or scream and I'll be glad to help you out further with your problems.