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<blockquote data-quote="Kieren" data-source="post: 51059" data-attributes="member: 781"><p>Uncyclopedia describe my town</p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: #000000">Cumbria is really two counties, North Cumbria and West Cumbria, but they are might as well be one. The capital of West Cumbria is usually Workington; The capital of North Cumbria, is Carlisle (formerly two towns; Shit and Crap)</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="font-size: 20px"><span style="color: #000000">Cumbria</span></span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: #000000">Everyone from Cumbria has been born with webbing between their fingers and their toes and have no <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Opposable_thumbs&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank"><span style="color: #cc2200">opposable thumbs</span></a>. These poor half-humans were the reason that <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Sellafield&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank"><span style="color: #cc2200">Sellafield</span></a> Nuclear power station is situated in Cumbria, as new generation mutants will pass unnoticed in the the Cleator Moor Community. If a <a href="http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Mooron&action=edit&redlink=1" target="_blank"><span style="color: #cc2200">Mooron</span></a> invites you to meet his family and introduces his wife, sister and mother it is basic good manners not to recoil when you notice there is only the one woman standing there.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"><span style="color: #000000">THE FUCKING CHEEKK ON IT!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Kieren, post: 51059, member: 781"] Uncyclopedia describe my town [FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=#000000]Cumbria is really two counties, North Cumbria and West Cumbria, but they are might as well be one. The capital of West Cumbria is usually Workington; The capital of North Cumbria, is Carlisle (formerly two towns; Shit and Crap)[/COLOR][/FONT] [SIZE=5][B][FONT=sans-serif][SIZE=20px][COLOR=#000000]Cumbria[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/SIZE] [FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=#000000]Everyone from Cumbria has been born with webbing between their fingers and their toes and have no [URL='http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Opposable_thumbs&action=edit&redlink=1'][COLOR=#cc2200]opposable thumbs[/COLOR][/URL]. These poor half-humans were the reason that [URL='http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Sellafield&action=edit&redlink=1'][COLOR=#cc2200]Sellafield[/COLOR][/URL] Nuclear power station is situated in Cumbria, as new generation mutants will pass unnoticed in the the Cleator Moor Community. If a [URL='http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Mooron&action=edit&redlink=1'][COLOR=#cc2200]Mooron[/COLOR][/URL] invites you to meet his family and introduces his wife, sister and mother it is basic good manners not to recoil when you notice there is only the one woman standing there.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=sans-serif][COLOR=#000000]THE FUCKING CHEEKK ON IT![/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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