Hate in my town

Kieren

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Aug 4, 2010
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Uncyclopedia describe my town

Cumbria is really two counties, North Cumbria and West Cumbria, but they are might as well be one. The capital of West Cumbria is usually Workington; The capital of North Cumbria, is Carlisle (formerly two towns; Shit and Crap)

Cumbria

Everyone from Cumbria has been born with webbing between their fingers and their toes and have no . These poor half-humans were the reason that Nuclear power station is situated in Cumbria, as new generation mutants will pass unnoticed in the the Cleator Moor Community. If a invites you to meet his family and introduces his wife, sister and mother it is basic good manners not to recoil when you notice there is only the one woman standing there.

THE FUCKING CHEEKK ON IT!
 

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