Favorite Quotes?

[ThatBlackMan]

Pretty bored today since my fucking laptop decided to die on me.. Anyways, what's your favorite quote you've heard or remember

Personally.. for me its “Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.”
-Albert Einstein
Post yours below

 

[LoW]

Roses are Red
Violets Are Blue
My Dick is Big compared to the dick of you

 

[Sysode]

"Copy and paste is a design error"

 

[lepos]

"When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear."

 

[GodFather]

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

 

[Crusteh]

"Nigga" - Lil Wayne

 

[Ben_]

"Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the torture and death of his fellow creatures is amusing in itself." - James Anthony Froude.

 

[Zodiak]

Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. - Steven Jobs

 

[Sledmore]

"Cat food, it stinks a bit, but, if you don’t put up with the smell, the little kitten will die." - Karl Pilkington

 

[Legion]

"Masturbation is great until you realize you're fucking yourself" -DaLegion

 

[Donkjam]

1)Shit happens
2)You only live once
3(As a wise man once said
4)Ill fix it for you
5)now then, now then
6) alrighty then

 

[Magic]

The magic is in the doing.

 

[DemNx]

"The abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power" -Eden of the East

 

[Markshall]

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication" -- Steve Jobs

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[RastaLulz]

"If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?" - Thomas Jefferson

 

[Andeh]

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing?
Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing?
Then why call him God?"
— Epicurus

 

[Cedar]

For what it's worth: it's never too late or, in my case, too early to be whoever you want to be. There's no time limit, stop whenever you want. You can change or stay the same, there are no rules to this thing. We can make the best or the worst of it. I hope you make the best of it. And I hope you see things that startle you. I hope you feel things you never felt before. I hope you meet people with a different point of view. I hope you live a life you're proud of. If you find that you're not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again. -Benjamin Button