So oolldddddddddA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWINNER!
Fuck you okay -crya minute too late., chuckled, but woulda be a win.