Lenovo IdeaCentre Q180
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This is what you want fella, priced at around £396, packed an Intel Atom D2700 processor, 4GB of RAM, and AMD Radeon HD 6450A graphics.
Its perff.
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Anything else to add: In the bottom right corner, please could I have in little text 'uber-hotel.net'