Its easier to do in javascript...
var r_text = new Array ();
r_text[0] = "javascript";
r_text[1] = "randomizer";
r_text[2] = "i";
r_text[3] = "am";
r_text[4] = "random";
var i = Math.floor(4*Math.random())
document.write(r_text[i]);
Examples of something you want it to look like to give people an idea, thus they can decide whether they feel confident to take on the project or not :p
start->search cmd->type in netstat -ao->find 0.0.0.0:80->see it appears->if it does open task manager->add column pid->search for the pid that matches the one using port 80->stop its service->try starting apache again