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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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<blockquote data-quote="Sledmore" data-source="post: 155525" data-attributes="member: 591"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333">His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333">Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333">As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333">After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be..</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333">As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #333333">As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sledmore, post: 155525, member: 591"] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#333333]His family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn't quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#333333]Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family's murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family's killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer's whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#333333]As he arrived at the killers' home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#333333]After fighting through many of the dealers' body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be..[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#333333]As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn's life didn't, and wouldn't, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=arial][COLOR=#333333]As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him "You're finally home Ralph, you're finally home."[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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