Whats yours ---

[Deion]

Ok stole this from someone on facebook. Just follow the instructions.


Find your Birthday! ;D

January : I kissed
February: i killed
March: I ran Naked with...
... April: I raped
May: i killed
June: I cuddled with
July: I had sex with
August: I ran shirtless with
September: i stabbed
October: I ate out
November: i slept with
December: i smoked with

Pick the day(Number) You were born on

01: The Kool-aid Mann
02: a horse
03: a porn star
04: a toothbrush
05: your dad
06: a bag of weed
07: your boyfriend
08: Your mom
09: an emo kid
10: A hobo
11: paris hilton
12: bin laden
13: A whore
14: A cat
15: a pickle
16: Your Girlfriend
17: an ass
18: A dog
19: an orange
20: A crackhead
21: your grandad
22: An easter egg
23: a prostitute
24: A condom
25: a jar of honey
26: A lesbian
27: a bag of weeed
28: A french fry
29: a dealer
30: a homeless guy
31: your grandmaa

Now choose the color of top your wearing

White:because thats how i roll bitch
Black: because im sexy (x
Pink: Because i love weed
Red: because i have amazing boobs.
Blue: because im a pimp and your jealous.
yellow: Because i hate my life
Purple: because im cool
Gray: because lil people told me to.
Other: because i have Double D's
Green: because im beautiful
Orange: because i smoke crack

COMMENT your sentence

 

[RastaLulz]

I cuddled with a prostitue because I''m sexy.

 

[JpK]

I stabbed an emo kid because I have Double D's

 

[Ryabs]

I cuddled with A condom because im cool

 

[Amber_]

I stabbed an orange because i'm a pimp and your jealous

 

[iDevon]

I ran shirtless with a prostitute because thats how I roll bitch.

 

[Twisting]

I kissed a prostitute because im sexy x)

 

[Donkjam]

I slept with a pussy cat cos' that's how I roll

 

[Bazinga]

I stabbed a condom because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

 

[xStefan]

I ran shirtless with a pickle because im a pimp and your jealous.

 

[Macemore]

I smoked with, an ass, because I'm sexy.
I smoked with, an ass, because that's how I roll Bitch.
I smoked with, an ass, because I'm a pimp and your jealous.
I smoked with, an ass, because lil' people told me to.
I'm wearing a Back, Blue, White, and Gray coloured shirt. get over it.

 

[RyanMK]

I cuddled with a cat because I'm a pimp and your jealous.

 

[Gajeel]

"I ran naked with my mom because that's how I roll bitch."


- tard.

 

[Brennen]

I smoked with a dealer cause I am pimp and your jealous.

 

[iPod]

I smoked with your mom because im a pimp and your jealous!

 

[SpokenTime]

I kissed your grandpa because thats how i roll bitch