What the fuck manCome to think of it I never finished my story
Anyway, I'm going to take the baby and fuck it and then bring it back after I've put it into a blender and made it into a smoothie and then give it to your mum as a congratulatory present for her new baby, then she'll drink it and not know she's just drank her new born son.
After that, I'll kill your mother and chop her into 150 pieces and boil the flesh off of her bones and then eat the flesh on bread with butter and sprinkles of seasonings, and then I'll grind down her bones and snort each and everyone of them like cocaine. Although the I'm not sure whether I should just kill her and report the body, then turn up to her funeral in the hope she's being cremated so I can snort her ashes instead. I'm not sure which one sounds better.
*Insert eye rolling emoji here*What the fuck man