What would you rather?

[broges]

Put a toothpick under your big toenail and kick a wall?
or
put a nail half way through a wall and headbutt it as hard as you can?

 

[Markshall]

Headbutt a nail. I hate the thought of pain to feet, I hate feet as it is

Would you rather have sex with your mum & dad (each time they do it) and no one know about it OR wank to your mum and dad having sex (in front of them, each time they do it) and everyone know about it.