What if you were president?

[Jian]

Not get assassinated.

 

[Benden]

I'd slowly remove legalization of carrying weapons to the point you can't own them
2) I'd ban porn from being hosted in America, stop filling our servers with shit.
3) Recruit a strong military
4) Take over oil rich nations
5) Stop selling to big countries such as Russia and their allies.
6) Kick their ass when they attack us. Giving cheap oil to our allies so they help out.

This helps America by reducing its debt and taking over some land.

 

[Kryptos]

I'd slowly remove legalization of carrying weapons to the point you can't own them
2) I'd ban porn from being hosted in America, stop filling our servers with shit.
3) Recruit a strong military
4) Take over oil rich nations
5) Stop selling to big countries such as Russia.
6) Kick their ass when they attack us.

First of all, NATO forces would beat this 'strong military' -- Not that easy to 'just recruit people and train'.

I'd secretly plant 3 nuclear bombs in American, 3 in Europe and Africa and 3 in Asia, and blow them all up while I move to the South Pole.

 

[Jian]

First of all, NATO forces would beat this 'strong military' -- Not that easy to 'just recruit people and train'.

I'd secretly plant 3 nuclear bombs in American, 3 in Europe and Africa and 3 in Asia, and blow them all up while I move to the South Pole.

Good luck planting those, impossible to import.

 

[Benden]

First of all, NATO forces would beat this 'strong military' -- Not that easy to 'just recruit people and train'.

I'd secretly plant 3 nuclear bombs in American, 3 in Europe and Africa and 3 in Asia, and blow them all up while I move to the South Pole.

Why would you destroy your own country? (America)

NATO is funded by America, stop funding them. I don't think Canada could afford such a high cut if America stopped.

 

[Kryptos]

Good luck planting those, impossible to import.

Submarines nigga

 

[Jian]

Submarines nigga

How are you gonna bring it to the surface then?

 

[Benden]

How are you gonna bring it to the surface then?

Night time.

 

[Kryptos]

How are you gonna bring it to the surface then?

I will eject them at high speeds and then BOOM in mid-air

 

[Jian]

I will eject them at high speeds and then BOOM in mid-air

It flew too high. What if it the blast radius misses the surface?

 

[Beer]

I'd slowly remove legalization of carrying weapons to the point you can't own them
2) I'd ban porn from being hosted in America, stop filling our servers with shit.
3) Recruit a strong military
4) Take over oil rich nations
5) Stop selling to big countries such as Russia and their allies.
6) Kick their ass when they attack us. Giving cheap oil to our allies so they help out.

This helps America by reducing its debt and taking over some land.

Ban porn? What the fuck?!
Who would want to do that

 

[Benden]

Ban porn? What the fuck?!
Who would want to do that

You can still watch it! Just wont be hosted on any servers on American soil.

 

[Kryptos]

It flew too high. What if it the blast radius misses the surface?

If it misses the radius the fuck we sucks..

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[Beer]

You can still watch it! Just wont be hosted on any servers on American soil.

Oh. Thought we would be able to watch it!

 

[Jian]

If it misses the radius the fuck we sucks..

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That's an asteroid impact.

 

[Kryptos]

That's an asteroid impact.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[RastaLulz]

Take special interest bribes and retire nicely in some foreign tropical country.

 

[Kryptos]

Take special interest bribes and retire nicely in some foreign tropical country.

That's no fun..

 

[Benden]

That's no fun..

Sure it is, don't you want to see how corporations run the country?

 

[Donkjam]

I'd say god help all the immigrants in my country