What have you done?

[lepos]

Bit bored want to see how some of your dates turn out:

Mine:

• I ran shirtless with some crack heads because I'm a pimp.

 

[Savallusion]

"I stabbed my best friend because I'm sexy like that"

Damn straight I'm sexy.

 

[Sysode]

I ran naked with a pot head because I smoked crack

 

[Kaz]

"I stabbed my best friend because I'm sexy like that"

Damn straight I'm sexy.

Mines the same

 

[RastaLulz]

I beat the Cookie Monster because I love marijuana.

 

[Markshall]

I beat a stripper because I love marijuana.

 

[Alam]

I beat your grandma because I have AMAZING boobs../!?!

 

[Weasel]

I ran shirtless with a drink because I'm a pimp.

 

[Zymf]

I stabbed a drink because I'm a pimp?

How the fuck do you stab a drink? lol.

 

[Zak]

I smoked with my boy friend because i'm sexy like that.

Woah guess i was smoking with Kryptos again.

 

[iHarrison]

I ran shirtless with a mop because I'm a pimp.

 

[Reedz]

'I shanked a glass of milk because I have amazing boobs?'

 

[iHarrison]

'I shanked a glass of milk because I have amazing boobs?'

LMFAO

 

[JeeCee]

I cuddled with a stripper because hoes keep steeling my tacos

Damn hoes

 

[Aercor]

I smoked with a golf ball because i'm a pimp. LOL

 

[Cedar]

I ran naked with homer because I love to snort cocaine.

 

[Queef]

I slept with the trojan man because im a pimp.

 

[Sledmore]

I ran shirtless with a drink because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

 

[Magic]

I stabbed the cool aid man because I got double D's

 

[TesoMayn]

I slept with a bum because I have AMAZING boobs.

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has done the same thing as me

He be copying my swag.