Suggest some chat up lines!

[Donkjam]

Well as you may know me and rasta are going to Europe next Week!, however I don't think our chat up lines are too good..

So here's your chance to show us some of yours..

Funny or serious lets have them ;p

Might buy a sub for the funniest too

With rasta loving minecraft he'll probs go to chicks nd say like "hey wanna see my creeper?" and "you must be a diamond cause I've been lookin for you"

 

[Savallusion]

Hey there beautiful. Is it me, or is it hot here? 'Cause baby you're burning!

 

[Jian]

Hey. *Awkwardly walks away*

 

[Donkjam]

What about: hey is it me, or do you have 2 puppies in your top

 

[Jian]

What about: hey is it me, or do you have 2 puppies in your top

I'm not really good with people (Especially girls). I have a super-shy personality. Probably talk to them on Facebook and not talk to them in real life.

 

[Sean]

Ewwwww Cooties! *Point and run*

 

[Quackster]

Hey *legit smile* my name is *someone so*

 

[Sean]

Smell Ma Finger

 

[Donkjam]

Hey. *Awkwardly walks away*

Rofl that'll probs happen!

Lol jk I talk to girls when I'm out

 

[Jian]

Another one: *Girl does something stupid* LAUGHS *runs away*

 

[Mitchul]

Be funny.

 

[Donkjam]

Be funny.

Give example Menks!

 

[Sledmore]

For London, 'Show me the bucket', if your mind is dirty, you'll know what I mean.

 

[Mitchul]

idk, say jokes, no sexist jokes tho, lol

 

[Savallusion]

Unless you're planning to chat up with hookers perverted chat up lines wouldn't be such a great idea. I've got friends that became sterile after coming with one to a girl.

 

[Donkjam]

Unless you're planning to chat up with hookers perverted chat up lines wouldn't be such a great idea. I've got friends that became sterile after coming with one to a girl.

Share some perverted ones then!

 

[Sean]

Like this Joke >


Moron: Who wants to hear a joke

Girl: Me I guess :L

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Moron: Woman's Rights

 

[Sledmore]

You know if your pissed (Drunk), which Donkey being a Geordie, Rasta not drinker, Donkey will get Rasta off his tits, depending on if you go to a good club, you wont need a poncy chatup line

 

[Savallusion]

"Hey, you got melons for me?" Girl: "No, sorry." Boy: "You sure?" Girl: "Yes, i'm sure." Boy: "I beleive you're not, 'cause your melons look great *looks at boobs*" Girl: *bitch slaps the shit outta you and kicks you in the balls*

 

[Deion]

Either 1, you be yourselves and get no one, or be me