Tails
Go the fuck to sleep.
- Jan 11, 2014
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Greetings,
I'm digging my way back into habbo retros so I mightaswise make a post here.
About me
I am a tech junkie and geek from Florida with a interest in systems operations and systems security. I run a lot of websites on my free time and enjoy toying with stuff. I've helped tech large-ish hotels before but most of my experience comes from elsewhere on the web.
Experience
Gold Hotel(closed) - Tech & Security Lead
Drift Hotel(closed) - Tech & security Lead*
Cloud Hotel(never really got off the ground lol) - Tech & Security Lead*
(for Gold/Drift/Cloud, i went by Hobbes, for those of you who played)
Various other hotels that I don't really remember the names to.
KNOBS (
The Pop Zone (
Universe (
The Dump Load (
Universal Roleplay (
The East Pacific (
NationNet (
*Indicates owner is actively able to vouch for services provided
+Indicates currently in position
Skills
Forum management
Technical hotel management
MySQL
Advanced forum management
Advanced security analysis
Concept on common sense of internet website-based security (something most people lack)
A whole lot more that I forgot at 2am
What I can do for you
Technical advice/assistance
Set up/maintaining a forum
Security analysis/advice (proxies, what not to do/what to do ect)
DDoS Mitigation (I am surprisingly good at sitting on netstat and blocking IPs lol - Don't expect me to help much if the Joker is booting you but I probably could handle a angry kid on a VPS)
MySQL injection analysis/prevention - Don't expect me to find exactly what the issue is and fix it, but usually its decently obvious. I also could run a admin panel without injection.
Basic website upkeep.
Be 'the big strong tough guys' with script kiddies. I'm the guy that tells them to fuck off and bans them, not sits on amused by someone threatening to hack.
Anything involving online radio I probably can do. Ran multiple internet radio stations in my time.
CloudFlare/DNS/Nameservers/any of that jargon that you probably won't understand.
Denial of Service ping attack testing
What I do not do
Code. I code as a 'Job' and would prefer not to do it for you. I can, but I would prefer not to.
Customs/blablabla - I'm terrible at anything involving images
Work miracles - If someones booting your hotel offline at 10gbp/second and you're not running a proxy, don't look at me to magically fix it.
Poof players out of mid air - This is the 'dont bring me offers like ill hire you if you bring 10 people' line.
Fix every exploit on your site overnight. Most aren't easilly fixable given the lazy retro CMS system.
What I ask of you/your hotel
Have a decent playerbase. You won't be needing someone like me to hold down the fort if you have a whopping 0 players on 24/7. I do this for the fun so I don't ask for pay, but I expect it to go to a greater good then 0 players
Be on a dedicated server/VPS
Please. Proxy. Your. Damn. client.php connection info.
What I don't want
Any lazy ass epichosts/ect hotel with just FTP access. No. Just no.
Assholes who intentionally or unintentionally don't hash passwords. You know who you are.
Feel free to post here if interested or PM me here
I suppose I'm still looking, Here's a guide I just posted on myBB:
Still looking
more bump; tough market i suppose
I'm digging my way back into habbo retros so I mightaswise make a post here.
About me
I am a tech junkie and geek from Florida with a interest in systems operations and systems security. I run a lot of websites on my free time and enjoy toying with stuff. I've helped tech large-ish hotels before but most of my experience comes from elsewhere on the web.
Experience
Gold Hotel(closed) - Tech & Security Lead
Drift Hotel(closed) - Tech & security Lead*
Cloud Hotel(never really got off the ground lol) - Tech & Security Lead*
(for Gold/Drift/Cloud, i went by Hobbes, for those of you who played)
Various other hotels that I don't really remember the names to.
KNOBS (
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) - Community Manager & Tech*+The Pop Zone (
You must be registered for see links
) - Systems Operator*+Universe (
You must be registered for see links
) - Systems Operator/Developer*+The Dump Load (
You must be registered for see links
) - Security Specialist*+Universal Roleplay (
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) - Forum root +The East Pacific (
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) forum admin +NationNet (
You must be registered for see links
) Owner. +*Indicates owner is actively able to vouch for services provided
+Indicates currently in position
Skills
Forum management
Technical hotel management
MySQL
Advanced forum management
Advanced security analysis
Concept on common sense of internet website-based security (something most people lack)
A whole lot more that I forgot at 2am
What I can do for you
Technical advice/assistance
Set up/maintaining a forum
Security analysis/advice (proxies, what not to do/what to do ect)
DDoS Mitigation (I am surprisingly good at sitting on netstat and blocking IPs lol - Don't expect me to help much if the Joker is booting you but I probably could handle a angry kid on a VPS)
MySQL injection analysis/prevention - Don't expect me to find exactly what the issue is and fix it, but usually its decently obvious. I also could run a admin panel without injection.
Basic website upkeep.
Be 'the big strong tough guys' with script kiddies. I'm the guy that tells them to fuck off and bans them, not sits on amused by someone threatening to hack.
Anything involving online radio I probably can do. Ran multiple internet radio stations in my time.
CloudFlare/DNS/Nameservers/any of that jargon that you probably won't understand.
Denial of Service ping attack testing
What I do not do
Code. I code as a 'Job' and would prefer not to do it for you. I can, but I would prefer not to.
Customs/blablabla - I'm terrible at anything involving images
Work miracles - If someones booting your hotel offline at 10gbp/second and you're not running a proxy, don't look at me to magically fix it.
Poof players out of mid air - This is the 'dont bring me offers like ill hire you if you bring 10 people' line.
Fix every exploit on your site overnight. Most aren't easilly fixable given the lazy retro CMS system.
What I ask of you/your hotel
Have a decent playerbase. You won't be needing someone like me to hold down the fort if you have a whopping 0 players on 24/7. I do this for the fun so I don't ask for pay, but I expect it to go to a greater good then 0 players
Be on a dedicated server/VPS
Please. Proxy. Your. Damn. client.php connection info.
What I don't want
Any lazy ass epichosts/ect hotel with just FTP access. No. Just no.
Assholes who intentionally or unintentionally don't hash passwords. You know who you are.
Feel free to post here if interested or PM me here
I suppose I'm still looking, Here's a guide I just posted on myBB:
You must be registered for see links
Still looking
more bump; tough market i suppose
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