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Dear Steve Jobs,

I have loyally followed your excellent products over the past ten years. I respected you for all that you brought to technology… until I came across a few findings.

I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw, deep within the encrypted code of an iPhone, information such as addresses, credit card numbers, and even social security numbers solicited to Apple employees. This alone can cause your corporation’s reputation to become nonexistent. In addition, no one would wants Apple stocks even if you gave them away, and everyone will remember Steve Jobs as the fraud. Your legacy will be tarnished and be reminiscent to that of a petty thief.

Furthermore, I have collected documents and video files of you that will make you hated among the public. The following only scratching the surface of what I’ve found:

• Your disparaging comments toward the U.S. government, your family and friends, and Apple employees
• Your plans to release an iPod 3D without informing the public of health effects
• Your unpleasant thoughts on manipulating Americans to buy your products
• Your (failed) attempts to spy on and sabotage Microsoft products
• Your fabricated illnesses to generate publicity
• Your diabolical plans to break antitrust laws

All of this will become a reality and there will be no escape. Even death will not save you from the ridicule and embarrassment … unless you follow my plans exactly. I want 1 Billion USD discreetly sent to my various bank accounts in Sweden - 10 million every month for 100 months. If there is a single month where I do not receive the correct payment, this information will be immediately leaked all major publications in the United States

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Lol'd - OH NOES IM GOING TO JAIL
 

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