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[Kryptos]

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You: fuck you
Stranger: fuck you!
You: Kelly?
Stranger: Jonah?
You: Omg it's you!
You: sorry, about ermm.. Me fucking your mom.
You: But she was on my MILF list
You: I had to..
Stranger: aw, don't say that to me! Tell HER you're sorry. She said you were awful in bed :S
You: I did! She said it didn't matter because your dad was worst!
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[Thom]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: are you talk portuges?
You: no

Yay

Edit:

Stranger: I am looking for a female that wants a 19 year old male slave
You: well here i am?
Stranger: are you over 18 and female?
You: No, im 14 and male
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Rude?

 

[X1M!]

stranger: Do you want to make money?
You: Yes
stranger: Tell me age?
You: 18
stranger: From?
You: Usa
stranger: Do you have hot mom?
You: Yes
stranger: How much you want for her?
you: $20, but you wont get any food or a cage.
Stranger: I will give you 100$
stranger: If i can have her
stranger: For 1 night
you: I will pay you $5 if you take her forever.

piiiiis bre

 

[Kryptos]

Lawless @this

Stranger: hey
You: Hey
You: Whats up?
Stranger: nothing you?
Stranger: were u frm
You: Airplanes and hard ones
You: m or f
Stranger: asl?
You: asl
Stranger: m
Stranger: u
You: 15 f
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im 16 m
Stranger: can u see you if i send a pic of me too u?
You: Lier, you're a pedo
You: horny pedo!
You: Go get a job

 

[Zack]

You: hey

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Stranger: hey

You: Hey

Stranger: asl

You: asl

Stranger: fu

You: fu

Stranger: jew

You: jew

Stranger: u us

Stranger: u suck dick

You: u us

You: u suck dick

Stranger: disconnect

You: disconnect

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Haha

 

[Jasper]

I scared this one off!

You: Hi
Stranger: Hey.
You: How are you?
Stranger: Not bad, you?
You: im good
You: do you like candy?
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This One is Funny!

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: What's up
You: nothing much
Stranger: Oki how's the missus
You: she's doing fine
Stranger: And the kids ?
You: pretty good. the other day my son got a A+++ on his Math
Stranger: Yeah I know he fucked his teacher
You: :O!
Stranger: But enough about my math class....
You:
You: Sooooooo....
You: you there?
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(No i don't have any kids i was just playing along with what he had asked lol)

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I Lol'd on this one

Stranger: I'm a British guy up late looking for some fun sexy chat (with an over-18 woman)

You: Okay

Stranger: Do you fit the bill?

Stranger: Be honest...

You: yes

Stranger: including the sexy bit?

Stranger: ;-)

You: sure

You: Pedo >:O

Stranger: learn to spell dude

Stranger: seriously

You: lol

Stranger: and also learn the meanings of your words

You: why the fuck should i

Stranger: As I said, looking for over-18

You: your the one trying to get together with a underage chick

Stranger: because if you can't spell and don't know what words mean

Stranger: then you will never achieve anything

You: I know what my words mean, thank you very much.

Stranger: do you know what buttwipe means?

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[X1M!]

Totally unserious.

You: fag
Stranger: what!
You: yes, ur a fag
Stranger: Ur the fag
You: i know your secret, faggot
You: you like small cocks dont ya
You: pedo
Stranger: I don't have a secret
You: sure ya do faggot
You: you like to fuck small dutch cocks
Stranger: Stop calling me a faggot u ass hole
You: fine faghole
Stranger: Dude really
You: faggetyfaggetyfaghole
Stranger: U little asshole!
You: faggie
Stranger: asshole
You: cumlicker
You: pigfucker
Stranger: Asshole
You: faggetyfaggetyfaggot
Stranger: Go have sex with a monkey!
You: already did, your father was pretty nice.
You: backwards.
Stranger: U little pevr
You: fuck me, im a 12 yr old chinese girl
You: do me in my anus
You: you faggot
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[Mac]

A normal conversation :

Stranger: hi
You: hello.
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine you.
You: i mean fine you ?
Stranger: i'm doing well, thanks
You: your welcome
You: what's your job ?
Stranger: i'm a student
Stranger: grad school
You: Oh very good.
Stranger: what's yours?
You: Do you do any activity after the school ?
You: And yeah..
You: im student
You: i also code.
Stranger: cool
You: Do you do any activity after the school ?
You: or like before it ?
Stranger: sorry i have to go
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[X1M!]

A "normal" conversation:

Stranger: hey asl?
You: 15/f/Florida
Stranger: r u into bjs?
You: what is a bj
Stranger: blowjob
You: oh. yes I am
Stranger: lol how many have u gave?
You: a few i dont count
Stranger: lol wot age did u start givin them at?
You: 13
Stranger: do u have a pic btw?
You: yes
You:

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Stranger: kewl
Stranger: lol is that really u?
You: yes
Stranger: wot were u doin for that photo
You: i was gonna send it to my bf but he was cheating with my best friend so I broke up with him
Stranger: how many guys have u gave bjs 2?
You: i said i dont count
Stranger: do u onli do bfs?
You: no i do alot of things
Stranger: more than bjs?
You: anything you can imagine
Stranger: anal?
You: in the back babe
You: mh
You: anal, oral, you name it!
You:

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Stranger: u ever been paid to
You: no, i dont want money, i do it for free
Stranger: u ever dun an adult?
You: yes
You: i did my teacher
Stranger: wot age were u then?
You: 13
Stranger: how did u get with him?
You: i took him with me to the bathroom and sed "if i fuck you will you not give me bad grades" and he said "yes" and then we did it
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[X1M!]

Another normal conversation:

You: Im so sorry!
Stranger: Why?
You: You know, I fucked your mother? (Kudos to Kryptos for this and the two next lines)
You: Nothing personal.-
You: She was on my MILF list.
Stranger: well.. you have Herpes now..
You: *excited*
Stranger: nand AIDS
Stranger: and*
You: *even more excited*
Stranger: and your gonna in a about an hour
Stranger: she has diseases you've NEVER haerd off
You: orly
Stranger: YARLY
You: tell me
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[Mac]

Lol :

You: The other question is
You: are you strangers bots or real peoples?
Stranger: I'm real
You: Thanks.
You: i dont have other question!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: thanks bye then