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<blockquote data-quote="Obey" data-source="post: 251563" data-attributes="member: 40005">A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he's staring and he replies, &quot;I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.&quot;She answers, &quot; My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and you have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there is nothing you could say or ask that I find offensive.&quot;&quot;Well, I've always wanted to have sex with a nun.&quot;&quot; Would that make you happy?&quot; She asked.&quot;Oh yes sister. Very happy.&quot; The cabby replied.She responded, &quot;Well one of the rules of my order is to do my best to make others happy so, since it would make you happy I suppose it would be okay but first of all you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic and being a nun I couldn't have sex with you the way any other women could. You would have to do it to me, I think the term is in the back door.&quot;The cab driver replies, &quot; Well I'm single and Catholic and I wouldn't mind doing it that way.&quot;&quot;Ok&quot; the nun says, &quot;Pull into a dark alley.&quot;He pulls into the alley, gets in the back seat with the nun, places her on her hands and knees, lifts her habit up just high enough to get to her and has his way. But when they get back on the road the cab driver starts crying.&quot; My dear child,&quot; said the nun, &quot; Why are you crying?&quot;&quot; Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess. I'm married and Jewish.&quot;The nun says, &quot; That's Okay, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Obey, post: 251563, member: 40005"] A cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he's staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, " My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and you have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure there is nothing you could say or ask that I find offensive." "Well, I've always wanted to have sex with a nun." " Would that make you happy?" She asked. "Oh yes sister. Very happy." The cabby replied. She responded, "Well one of the rules of my order is to do my best to make others happy so, since it would make you happy I suppose it would be okay but first of all you have to be single and secondly you must be Catholic and being a nun I couldn't have sex with you the way any other women could. You would have to do it to me, I think the term is in the back door." The cab driver replies, " Well I'm single and Catholic and I wouldn't mind doing it that way." "Ok" the nun says, "Pull into a dark alley." He pulls into the alley, gets in the back seat with the nun, places her on her hands and knees, lifts her habit up just high enough to get to her and has his way. But when they get back on the road the cab driver starts crying. " My dear child," said the nun, " Why are you crying?" " Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess. I'm married and Jewish." The nun says, " That's Okay, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party." [/QUOTE]

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