Omegle discussions

[Adil]

Post some you've had, here:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HI
You: sorry for caps
You: hi
Stranger: haha no worries
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing much
You: what about you?
You: I'm a 13 year old female
You: I've got boy problems
Stranger: im alright
Stranger: boy problme?
Stranger: *problems
Stranger: im a 17 guy
Stranger: maybe i could help?
You: Well, I had a boyfriend, your age
You: He sorta tried to rape me :l
You: really upset and confused
Stranger: oh wow, im sorry
Stranger: thats so bad
You: Well, at least it's over
Stranger: thats why you really should date in your own age group
You: Most of the 13 year olds are idiots
Stranger: believe me
Stranger: i know haha
Stranger: but still
Stranger: 4 years difference
Stranger: is quite significant
You: yep
You: well, would you like to see some of my pictures? ;]
Stranger: if you want ok
You: I've got a tight pussy and pretty large boobs for my age
Stranger: haha oh really
You: yup
Stranger: haha im sure theres at least one guy your age who you could date
You: nope
You: you seem like a nice guy?
Stranger: haha im a quiet guy and i guess you could say im nice, thank you
You: wanna date?
Stranger: haha first of all we're probably really far apart
You: where abouts are you?
Stranger: im in california
Stranger: u?
You: California too? :D
Stranger: haha yea where in california?
You: Southern Cali
Stranger: oh im north, near San Fran
You: oh I see
You: we could hook up in San Fransisco?
Stranger: haha how would you get there?
You: drive, going up there with my sister
You: we could have a nice threesome?
Stranger: wow your wild haha
Stranger: how old is your sister?
You: 17
You: she's pretty hot
Stranger: haha i believe you, but your a little young
You: you could just have sex with here?
You: *her?
Stranger: haha i guess, but she has no idea who i am
You: so, she likes hot boys.. :D
Stranger: haha how do you know im hot?
You: not sure lol
Stranger: see theres a problem
Stranger: and how do i know if your sister is hot haha
You: she's a professional naked model
Stranger: at 17
Stranger: ?
You: But, you're a freaking motherfucking pervert
You: fuck you

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[Sujoyy]

Post your funny omegle chats.

I'll start us off,

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ASL
You: ?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: as;?
Stranger: U?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: Male
You: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: Mld
Stranger: Male
You: Cool.
Stranger: Lo
You: :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: You?
You: Do you have a six pack?
Stranger: 17 m uk
You: I am a female.
Stranger: Yeah a bit
You: 16
Stranger: Not realy
You: UK.
Stranger: 16 uk too :)
Stranger: Do you have a nice chest?
You: A broad one ;)
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: Growlll
You: London?
Stranger: Yepp
Stranger: ;)
You: :)
You: Wanna meet up someday?
You: xx
Stranger: What's the colour of your hair?
Stranger: Maybe
You: Blonde/Brown
You: Bit of bothx
Stranger: Add me on msn
Stranger: Want to have some sexy fun here?
You: My cams broken
You: :(
Stranger: Let's have
Stranger: Chat sex
You: x)
You: Let's meet up?
Stranger: It would be really fun
You: Go dirty.
Stranger: Promise
Stranger: :)
Stranger: Yeahhh
Stranger: But first
Stranger: Here
You: Where about?
You: Okey.
Stranger: Brent
You: time?
Stranger: So what's your name?
You: Kelly xxx
Stranger: Oh not too fast
Stranger: Nie too meet you x)
You: Same here.
Stranger: Let's have some sex chat
You: okey
Stranger: Ok I'll start
Stranger: Kisses
Stranger: Gently
You: touches dick
Stranger: Starts massaging boobs
Stranger: Ohhh
Stranger: Uhhh
You: aaa
Stranger: Takes off shirt
You: Fee;s good
Stranger: Ohhh
You: gives blowjob
Stranger: Yeahhh
Stranger: Uhh uhhh
Stranger: Ohhh
You: starts sucking dick
Stranger: Takes off your shirt
Stranger: Uhhh
Stranger: Hey sexy
You: inserts your dick in my vagina
You: Heyxxx
Stranger: Can I have some photos of you?
Stranger: :)
You: Dunno
Stranger: My email is roygreenberg1
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: If its ok with u
You: Let's meet up tommrow?
Stranger: First
Stranger: Lemme see how u look like
Stranger: If were going to meet up
You: lemmie look for a pic for me on
You: my laptop?xx
Stranger: Sure babe I'll wait
Stranger: Xxx
You: Lemmie jsut uplaod it
You: xxx
You: http://screensnapr.com/v/JdXvCk.png
You: that was me with brown hair, few weeks ago xx
Stranger: Xxx
Stranger: Lemme see
Stranger: Brb
You: okey
Stranger: Ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected

 

[Adil]

lolol^^

 

[Xenous]

Bump, they always hate me ;[

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Mudkip level 15 from johoto, you?
Stranger: sucker
Stranger: m?
Stranger: or f?
You: Mudkip
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Caught him red handed

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooooor
Stranger: horny male here with cam in msn or skepe
You: never heard of skepe
You: is it good
You: is it like skype?
Stranger: ya
You: sounds illegit
Stranger: actully its typing mistake
You: I dont believe you
Stranger: sure
You: i believe you dislike skype so you used the ripoff
You: and are now trying to convert people
You: to kill microsft
You: you must be
You: a mac user
Stranger: ur so intelligent
You: More intelligent then you Mr
Stranger: yes
You: ^^` Case closed im innocent and your guilty of beinga mac fag
You: being a*
Stranger: ohhh my ears r closed
You: What do ears have to do with using a mac
You: 15% of mac users turn gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.