Jokes

[Ari]

Just post your best jokes here for the lulz

There's a dodgy dealer in our area who's
responsible for several deaths recently.
He's been selling cars to women

 

[Markshall]

Peter Kay said this one when I went to watch him on Friday, it had me in stitches for ages.

My wife has been nagging at me because I never take her anywhere expensive
So I said, "get your coat on then"
She said, "why, where you are taking me?"
I said, "fucking petrol station"

 

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[Ari]

Sickipedia is funny indeed

 

[Richard James Sheppard]

what did the kid with A.D.H.D, Diabeties, Asthma, AID's, HIV get for christmas?
Cancer.

ik nofin to joke about but is kinda funne