Find David Letterman's Top 10 List for your Birthday!

[Jo$h]

Go to this URL:

You must be registered for see links

and find David Letterman's top 10 list was on your birthday. If you were born before 1993, then get your birth DATE from 2010.
Mine Was:

Top Ten Reasons My Marriage To Barbra Streisand Didn't Work Out
10.I kept making her wear the "Yentl" outfit to bed.
9.Constant fighting over the nose-hair trimmer.
8.She caught me in the pool house with Celine Dion.
7.She got tired of hearing the words, "Hey funny girl -- heat up some nachos!"
6.People...people who need Viagra...are NOT the luckiest people in the world.
5.Disagreement over how many faces the mirror has.
4.A sexual wedge of suspicion was driven between us by Richard Simmons.
3.Kept apart by her rigorous concert schedule of one show every four years.
2.I got sick of finding Bill Clinton's ties under the bed.
1.We were just, like, way too much alike.

 

[Jasper]

My Was
Friday, May 26, 1995

Friday, May 26, 1995
Top Ten Joey Buttafuoco's Summer Fun Tips

10.Go to swimsuit shop and grope the mannequins

9.When you pick up chicks at the beach, ask them up front not to shoot your wife in the head

8.Drop by Janet Reno's place with a pitcher of sangria: hope for the best

7.Put a quart of tequila and a bag of Cheetos in a blender, and thank me later

6.Wear light, loose-fitting clothing when soliciting hookers

5.See how many dirty words you can make from the letters in your last name

4.Jump White House fence and offer Hillary 50 bucks for a lap dance

3.Show off tan line from handcuffs

2.Travel around the country making an ass out of yourself

1.Try to nail anything that moves

The Only Downside to this is... I was born May 27th 1995, not May 26 :l
They didn't have the "27" Number on the section lol

 

[Kush]

Top Ten Surprises in the Dolly Parton Autobiography

10.At (her) birth, doctor thought he was delivering triplets
9.Once hitchhiked cross-country without ever lifting a thumb
8.Makes all of her own leather mini-skirts by trapping and skinning vermin
7.She was the inspiration for the huge overhanging balcony at the new Grand Ole Opry
6.Went on world tour in early 70's with Dalai lama in a show called "A Couple of Dollys"
5.She was designed by the same guy who did New York's Twin Towers
4.Tom Arnold once asked to marry her because he wanted to get his own show on "The Nashville Network"
3.In order to remain vertical, wears special counterweights on her back developed by NASA
2.One night got drunk and slept with all of the Oakridge Boys
1.Consulted on the Wonderbra project

Strange