Kryptos
prjRev.com
- Jul 21, 2010
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“In preparation for my Campaign in 2036 to run for President of the entire world. A new campaign promise to you, the beautiful people of the world, is that I will outlaw escalators. In their place I will put stairs and really awesome twirly slides. Because you’ll always need to walk up the stairs (good exercise, keep you from being obese). But two, when you go down you can either go down the stairs or have a really awesome time. Also, if you are handicapped and unable to walk up the stairs someone HAS to give you a piggy back ride. At first, it might be weird but piggy back rides are actually really really fun, I think you’ll like it. Oh, and all women must wear yoga pants. DeFranco 2036.”
— Philip DeFranco
Men and ladies of the universe, join this campaign for a fun and sexy World!
