I once came home extremely high and my mom started asking me super complex questions like I was in calculus and I was like "Yup, mhm, yeaahh" and she asked, "Are you high?" and it like started playing Crystallize by Lindsey sitrling and slowed what she said down to the beat and I was just like
"Nah man fuck drugs dey bad"
straight up like a black dood
and she said "A--llright" and I went up into my room to just sit and think about what I've done.