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<blockquote data-quote="Zeddicus" data-source="post: 97463" data-attributes="member: 14395"><p><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20beat%20Nazi%20Zombies." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc3300">1. Chuck Norris beat Nazi Zombies.</span></span></span></a></p><p><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=The%20last%20time%20Chuck%20Norris%20cried%20Noah%20built%20an%20ark." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc3300">2. The last time Chuck Norris cried, Noah built an ark.</span></span></span></a></p><p><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=In%20Chuck%20Norris'%20wallet,%20he%20keeps%20a%20photograph,%20of%20his%20wallet" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc3300">3. In Chuck Norris' wallet, he keeps a photograph, of his wallet</span></span></span></a></p><p><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=It%20is%20scientifically%20impossible%20for%20Chuck%20Norris%20to%20have%20had%20a%20mortal%20father.%20The%20most%20popular%20theory%20is%20that%20he%20went%20back%20in%20time%20and%20fathered%20himself." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc3300">4. It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.</span></span></span></a></p><p><a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=A%20black%20hole%20is%20created%20when%20Chuck%20Norris%20roundhouse%20kicks%20a%20sun." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc3300">5. A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.</span></span></span></a></p><p>6. <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Some%20kids%20pee%20their%20name%20in%20snow.%20Chuck%20Norris%20pees%20his%20name%20in%20concrete." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.</span></span></a></p><p>7. <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn't%20have%20nightmares,%20Nightmares%20have%20Chuck%20Norris......and%20then%20they%20have%20to%20go%20pee" target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, Nightmares have Chuck Norris.</span></span></a></p><p>8. <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=It%20has%20been%20said%20that%20the%20only%20thing%20that%20can%20make%20Chuck%20Norris%20cry%20is%20a%20picture%20of%20himself%20crying.%20It%20does%20not%20exist." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">It has been said that the only thing that can make Chuck Norris cry is a picture of himself crying. It does not exist.</span></span></a></p><p>9. <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn't%20use%20a%20remote,%20he%20just%20tells%20the%20tv%20to%20change%20channels." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Chuck Norris doesn't use a remote, he just tells the tv to change channels.</span></span></a></p><p>10. <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn't%20need%20a%20security%20system.%20%20Chuck%20Norris%20is%20a%20security%20system." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.</span></span></a></p><p>11. <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=If%20Chuck%20Norris%20hits%20himself,%20he'll%20create%20an%20infinite%20loop%20by%20countering%20each%20blow,%20a%20paradox%20no%20one%20can%20solve.%20Except%20Chuck%20Norris." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">If Chuck Norris hits himself, he'll create an infinite loop by countering each blow, a paradox no one can solve. Except Chuck Norris.</span></span></a></p><p>12. <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn't%20Tweet%20on%20Twitter,%20he%20Roars." target="_blank"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Chuck Norris doesn't Tweet on Twitter, he Roars.</span></span></a></p><p> </p><p><strong><u>FORMAT</u></strong></p><p> </p><p>Pick your favorite (Pick the number)</p><p>And put your own</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zeddicus, post: 97463, member: 14395"] [URL='http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20beat%20Nazi%20Zombies.'][SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc3300]1. Chuck Norris beat Nazi Zombies.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] [URL='http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=The%20last%20time%20Chuck%20Norris%20cried%20Noah%20built%20an%20ark.'][SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc3300]2. The last time Chuck Norris cried, Noah built an ark.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] [URL="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=In%20Chuck%20Norris'%20wallet,%20he%20keeps%20a%20photograph,%20of%20his%20wallet"][SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc3300]3. In Chuck Norris' wallet, he keeps a photograph, of his wallet[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] [URL='http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=It%20is%20scientifically%20impossible%20for%20Chuck%20Norris%20to%20have%20had%20a%20mortal%20father.%20The%20most%20popular%20theory%20is%20that%20he%20went%20back%20in%20time%20and%20fathered%20himself.'][SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc3300]4. It is scientifically impossible for Chuck Norris to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that he went back in time and fathered himself.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] [URL='http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=A%20black%20hole%20is%20created%20when%20Chuck%20Norris%20roundhouse%20kicks%20a%20sun.'][SIZE=12px][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=#cc3300]5. A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] 6. [URL='http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Some%20kids%20pee%20their%20name%20in%20snow.%20Chuck%20Norris%20pees%20his%20name%20in%20concrete.'][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman]Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.[/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] 7. [URL="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn't%20have%20nightmares,%20Nightmares%20have%20Chuck%20Norris......and%20then%20they%20have%20to%20go%20pee"][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman]Chuck Norris doesn't have nightmares, Nightmares have Chuck Norris.[/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] 8. [URL='http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=It%20has%20been%20said%20that%20the%20only%20thing%20that%20can%20make%20Chuck%20Norris%20cry%20is%20a%20picture%20of%20himself%20crying.%20It%20does%20not%20exist.'][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman]It has been said that the only thing that can make Chuck Norris cry is a picture of himself crying. It does not exist.[/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] 9. [URL="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn't%20use%20a%20remote,%20he%20just%20tells%20the%20tv%20to%20change%20channels."][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman]Chuck Norris doesn't use a remote, he just tells the tv to change channels.[/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] 10. [URL="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn't%20need%20a%20security%20system.%20%20Chuck%20Norris%20is%20a%20security%20system."][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman]Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.[/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] 11. [URL="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=If%20Chuck%20Norris%20hits%20himself,%20he'll%20create%20an%20infinite%20loop%20by%20countering%20each%20blow,%20a%20paradox%20no%20one%20can%20solve.%20Except%20Chuck%20Norris."][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman]If Chuck Norris hits himself, he'll create an infinite loop by countering each blow, a paradox no one can solve. Except Chuck Norris.[/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] 12. [URL="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/design-chuck-norris-shirt-us?txt=Chuck%20Norris%20doesn't%20Tweet%20on%20Twitter,%20he%20Roars."][SIZE=4][FONT=Times New Roman]Chuck Norris doesn't Tweet on Twitter, he Roars.[/FONT][/SIZE][/URL] [B][U]FORMAT[/U][/B] Pick your favorite (Pick the number) And put your own [/QUOTE]
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