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<blockquote data-quote="Donkjam" data-source="post: 53164" data-attributes="member: 1634"><p>Ohhhh you so clever, i noticed the two "the" jajajajaja</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Cause i dont like you i think i will ignorte you!!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>The big bangs atoms were around for generation, then they once transformed to maked the big bang bomb</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Because POTATO! isnt a vegetable!!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Because when the first delivery of a package went out, the person who made the word cargo and shipment was a bit retarded and blonde.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Because your a fucking alien</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Because your penis is so small it looks like a tumour, however this is just the shaft. google it friend</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Course shes not a virgin, they scissor for a while, get dildos out and then shes considered not as virgin</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>an atom of course</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Because grape flavour has added apple juice</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Why do we say why? we say why when we need to ask why something is done...</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Well my toothbrush is in a different room to my toilet...so......mindfuck?????</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Using our tongues and clicking our fingers</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>because it adds flavour fool</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Then they drown lololol</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>hes actually calling his horse Macaroni, why you ask? because his horse smells of strong cheese, and therefore he calls him macaroni...after macaroni cheese</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Cause the bunny is a pervert, he carries eggs to lure the kids in..We all know pervs carry choolate</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>because i have 2 left feet?</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>course not! i like sharing my knowledge</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Rubbers will never grow tongues, however i know we all love to lick leather, simply because its leather...mmm</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Dingbat...Lava is HOT!...but when it dries it turns to stone..i'd like to be turned to stone, just siting there all day watching the girls pass by...Couldnt get arrested for perverting then</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Because if you have a chinese extra hot curry, it makes your hoop very sore indeed when having a poo!..it gets so hot it makes your ring burn, then it turns to diarihea and dribbles out your hoop.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Well it depends when you draw the line on this, however this is a trick saying, its always partly sunny and cloudy at the same time, unless its rainy..then its rainy all the time</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Well youve surely heard the saying "she ran off with the milk man", in this case your father ran off with the milkman, And this is the reason he did not return</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Get the vicar!!!!!!!!!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Because Newcastle owns all!</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Not a lot, but why do cats have a fascination of sitting under car bonets?...what if cars didnt exist....mindfuck</p><p></p><p></p><p>Id haunt everyone i know, cause id be dead silly</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>silly its all one big ocean</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>dont think so</p><p></p><p></p><p>when i shove this rocket up your arse!.....only kiddin</p><p></p><p>When your 45, you will win a competition to become one of the first to go into deep space</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Your scaring mE!!!1</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Ill teach you doggie style?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Donkjam, post: 53164, member: 1634"] Ohhhh you so clever, i noticed the two "the" jajajajaja Cause i dont like you i think i will ignorte you!! The big bangs atoms were around for generation, then they once transformed to maked the big bang bomb Because POTATO! isnt a vegetable!! Because when the first delivery of a package went out, the person who made the word cargo and shipment was a bit retarded and blonde. Because your a fucking alien Because your penis is so small it looks like a tumour, however this is just the shaft. google it friend Course shes not a virgin, they scissor for a while, get dildos out and then shes considered not as virgin an atom of course Because grape flavour has added apple juice Why do we say why? we say why when we need to ask why something is done... Well my toothbrush is in a different room to my toilet...so......mindfuck????? Using our tongues and clicking our fingers because it adds flavour fool Then they drown lololol hes actually calling his horse Macaroni, why you ask? because his horse smells of strong cheese, and therefore he calls him macaroni...after macaroni cheese Cause the bunny is a pervert, he carries eggs to lure the kids in..We all know pervs carry choolate because i have 2 left feet? course not! i like sharing my knowledge Rubbers will never grow tongues, however i know we all love to lick leather, simply because its leather...mmm Dingbat...Lava is HOT!...but when it dries it turns to stone..i'd like to be turned to stone, just siting there all day watching the girls pass by...Couldnt get arrested for perverting then Because if you have a chinese extra hot curry, it makes your hoop very sore indeed when having a poo!..it gets so hot it makes your ring burn, then it turns to diarihea and dribbles out your hoop. Well it depends when you draw the line on this, however this is a trick saying, its always partly sunny and cloudy at the same time, unless its rainy..then its rainy all the time Well youve surely heard the saying "she ran off with the milk man", in this case your father ran off with the milkman, And this is the reason he did not return Get the vicar!!!!!!!!! Because Newcastle owns all! Not a lot, but why do cats have a fascination of sitting under car bonets?...what if cars didnt exist....mindfuck Id haunt everyone i know, cause id be dead silly silly its all one big ocean dont think so when i shove this rocket up your arse!.....only kiddin When your 45, you will win a competition to become one of the first to go into deep space Your scaring mE!!!1 Ill teach you doggie style? [/QUOTE]
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