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<blockquote data-quote="Donkjam" data-source="post: 53163" data-attributes="member: 1634"><p>Took me 50 minutes the first time!....You can get red pigs if you keep spanking them jhard enough</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>im the father</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>No they actually take hot chocolate breaks, there they talk about shoes and handbags</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Ohhhhhh...then hes in deep shit!, they will drag him outside, beat him to the ground and stomp all over him, then they will pour the pepsi all over him</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Im a donkey covered in jam..hence the name JamDonk...</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Of course...you watch everything to do with me,,.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>first you gotta find a good porno..i can take 30 mins looking for one sometimes, when you found a porno you then start slowly, then work faster as you go...pretty simple</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Theyre just curious of my knowledge, however you are clever besides me</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Course your a raging homo, asking me how i masturbate...PEDO</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>More universe...pfft how stupid are you!</p><p></p><p></p><p>its beside.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Work it out, i had sex with her 12 weeks ago...sorry</p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>he is simpy a deformed kind of sponge, you see they all have the same genes, a bath sponge, kitchen sponge etc etc, ever heard of a black sheep?</p><p></p><p>2 white sheep have a black sheep, and then the father goes the woman, "have you been cheating on me?" and she goes "naaah" (in a sheep voice"</p><p></p><p></p><p>He said "agahaahahaaaagagaaguuuuuuuuuuuu"</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>GOD</p><p></p><p></p><p>Because have you not seen the my little ponies theyre soooooooooo cute</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Cause he has poo breath, hense CraigyPoo(breath)</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>He better not be fucking cheating on me</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>well first dont lie, you have a penis thbe size of a maggot, But it naturally is bigger in the more coolest of males, hence im cool</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Cause yo mumma said go???? not so hard</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Cause you burn all your enegery that is required to run your body, this is where sleep comes in and tops you back up..think of it as amobile top up, you top it up and its better</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Ugh of course you can, sher still has a home on the streets</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>you can bump a bum, cause you just stand next to someone back to back and move your bum back and forward going "bump" everytime you hit bums</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Of course they have to pay for a new door, im speaking from experience</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Donkjam, post: 53163, member: 1634"] Took me 50 minutes the first time!....You can get red pigs if you keep spanking them jhard enough im the father No they actually take hot chocolate breaks, there they talk about shoes and handbags Ohhhhhh...then hes in deep shit!, they will drag him outside, beat him to the ground and stomp all over him, then they will pour the pepsi all over him Im a donkey covered in jam..hence the name JamDonk... Of course...you watch everything to do with me,,. first you gotta find a good porno..i can take 30 mins looking for one sometimes, when you found a porno you then start slowly, then work faster as you go...pretty simple Theyre just curious of my knowledge, however you are clever besides me Course your a raging homo, asking me how i masturbate...PEDO More universe...pfft how stupid are you! its beside. Work it out, i had sex with her 12 weeks ago...sorry he is simpy a deformed kind of sponge, you see they all have the same genes, a bath sponge, kitchen sponge etc etc, ever heard of a black sheep? 2 white sheep have a black sheep, and then the father goes the woman, "have you been cheating on me?" and she goes "naaah" (in a sheep voice" He said "agahaahahaaaagagaaguuuuuuuuuuuu" GOD Because have you not seen the my little ponies theyre soooooooooo cute Cause he has poo breath, hense CraigyPoo(breath) He better not be fucking cheating on me well first dont lie, you have a penis thbe size of a maggot, But it naturally is bigger in the more coolest of males, hence im cool Cause yo mumma said go???? not so hard Cause you burn all your enegery that is required to run your body, this is where sleep comes in and tops you back up..think of it as amobile top up, you top it up and its better Ugh of course you can, sher still has a home on the streets you can bump a bum, cause you just stand next to someone back to back and move your bum back and forward going "bump" everytime you hit bums Of course they have to pay for a new door, im speaking from experience [/QUOTE]
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